Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jdwhatever, Sep 10, 2012.
Zack got 10 times the bitches Slater did, plus Mr Morris banged AC's sister. Just look at their main chicks. Zack got the ever bangin head cheerleader, volleyball captain, prom queen Kelly; Slater got the overly tall, nerdy, pill-popping Jessie.
Zack in a landslide.
Fuck those faggots. Screech was the coolest.
Obv in RL though, Mario Lopez can bang any chick he wants while Mark-Paul Gosseler is not doing so well.
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100% guarantee that Slater had herpes or something.
Slater? The surfer? I'd guess him
Many high school wrestlers have gotten herpes from the mats.
Does this answer your question?:
A big fat scorching case of herpes.
Slater was more alpha though. Evidence:
Topo is very opinionated.
I have watched more SBTB than anyone at Dawgs. If I didn't have an opinion on this I wouldn't be very good at paying attention.
And Zach wasn't a Messican.
Zach. dude had a cell phone