Who was secret coach?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ezze, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. Ezze

    Ezze Active Member

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    Howard got into lifting weights and hired a former NFL guy to "show him how to train properly". Howard takes up Chess and hires a "grand master" he would see on Saturdays. He gets into photography and within a week mentions a pro he's hired to teach him. Knowing Kimmels wedding was at a golf resort Howard had to have visions of all the A list celebs around, he takes swing the ball line drives right knocking Mollys teeth out for her wedding Howard falls down the wig goes blowing down the fareway everyone ls laughing at stern or hating him. Beth leaves early from another vacation. There is noway stern would of picked up a club without hiring a golf instructer the day he found out where the wedding was. His story he never played ever,they were waiting for there rooms, jimmy drives by takes them on tour and stop at driving range where they have a driver for average size person and 1 driver for a 8 ft Pelican. Luckily only stern needed it as the Beffican screamed look I filmed look I filmed that Does anyone else think he hired a coach just so beff isn't embarrassed Hein probably gave him a coaches number kiss ass won't say shit. Depace wud of called him out.
     
  2. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Jack Niggalaus?

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  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Why can't you just accept the fact that he's a natural ? :giggle:
     
  4. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    This actually makes sense if you can get past the writing.

    If he never picked up a club, his swing, while hilarious, isn't half bad for a pelican with zero athletic ability.

    Good point, OP.
     
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    Mackie Shilstone :grad:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Golf is like bowling; just deny you have an alley.
     
  7. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Maybe Tiger was lonely one weekend...
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    And Tiger told Howard he is better than 90% of the pros out there.

    Tiger was upset because until he beats Howard Stern at a game of golf, he will never be satisfied that he beat the best.
     
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    My guess was Nuh..Niggahlips Cage