Who was the greatest midget in HSS history?

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Who was the greatest midget/dwarf in HSS history?

  1. Hank

    43 vote(s)
    74.1%
  2. Beetlejuice

    11 vote(s)
    19.0%
  3. Eric

    4 vote(s)
    6.9%
  1. Johnny B

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    Hank. He went out on top.
     
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    Hank crushed gary at rock trivia trashed...
    [video=youtube;vD4nciDosAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4nciDosAo[/video]
    [video=youtube;Kbnz5Es2_6c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbnz5Es2_6c&feature=relmfu[/video]
     
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    This.

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    For me it's a Sophie's Choice between Hank and Beet. :dontknow:
     
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    Hank for me. He was the best in the studio and often delivered the unexpected, Beetlejuice probably would have been better to follow around with a camera. Eric is just a turd on wheels.
     
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    Doug was a great wackpacker but he wasn't around long enough to be in contention.

    [video=youtube;-HiQEiTLyzM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HiQEiTLyzM[/video]
     
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    This. Tough question.

    The slight edge goes to Hank because he's dead and therefore the bits we do have of him are more valuable IMO.
     
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    Hank without a shadow of a doubt. Not even close.


    His first appearance on the show, standing up on the chair, dishing out his one liners for every ethnic group was classic Stern show radio.



    Oh how i miss the good old days.


    Howard: "You got a joke about the blacks?"

    Hank: "Oh, of course. (slurring his words) The Blacks. Everyone should own at least one!"



    Then see Jackie lean back in his chair almost falling over from laughing so hard.

    :giggle:
     
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    Got to go with the Beet.

    [video=youtube_share;ZFe69olA2fI]http://youtu.be/ZFe69olA2fI[/video]
     
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    The poll is a little deceptive. Beet and Eric are neck and neck but I think having Hank on the ballot split the vote.. I'm sure everyone agrees Beet should be way ahead of Eric.
     
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    You also have to take into account that Beet has been under utilized due to the lazy and PC nature of the current show.
     
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    Beet is always bad as can and he's always good. I had to go with Hank on this though cause everytime he came in was radio gold. The little guy was drunk off his ass on straight vodka and able to answer so much about music trivia. RIP Hank!

    I won't acknowledge the other name on the list.
     
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    Hank in a landslide.....I'm probably one of the few here that doesn't care for Beetle.....................
     
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    What pisses me off is Eric has gotten the most perks out of the show and he's done the very least.

    hes nothing but a club fuckin footed ungrateful little asshole.
     
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    froggie!!!!!!
     
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    This was one of the first times I ever listened to stern. It holds a special place in my heart! Thanks for posting!
     
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    Hank was the most debonair