Who was the Hottest, Yet Dumbest Girl/Guy You Ever Banged?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    OK, we all know that some of the hottest looking people in the world are also the dumbest. God is all about fairness and equality - if he gives you a beautiful face and a smoking hot body, He might not be inclined to give you too much intelligence, and vice versa. There are exceptions, of course, but by and large, this is the truth.

    So who was the hottest, yet dumbest girl or guy you ever banged?

    I'll start.

    When I was in grad school, I met one girl with a terrific rack (average face though). When we first got together, she didn't want to me suck on her nipples. She was afraid they'd come off in my mouth if I sucked on them too hard. I burst out laughing, I thought she was joking. She wasn't.

    You?
     
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    I banged high pitch eric. Man, is he dumb
     
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    No it wasn't... it was Kelly Clarrrrrrr<gurgle>rrrrrkson!
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Maybe.....
    but whoever it was, they were retarded and had a throat full of phlegm
     
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    That's hot.
     
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    I took a girl to the drive-in movies (yeah I'm old, f off) and after a little while I said "do you feel like getting in the back seat?" and she said " no, I'd rather stay up here with you"
     
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    Are you sure it was phlegm ?:bigthink
     
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    not the dumbest, but the smartest was the one who, after telling her i wanted her to dress up as a catholic school girl, called me a pedophile. i told her that's an awfully big word for a nine year old. she had the vocabulary of a 12 year old
     
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    Does family count?

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    The three hottest girls I ever banged were far from the dumbest I ever banged, so this thread doesn't work for me.

    Think I'll go jack off to their memories instead.
     
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    I don't have any good stories personally, but I had a friend who dated this guy who thought that the whole clams making pearls thing was only in cartoons.
     
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    75% fairly hot and 100% dumb
     
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    I can't remember the chicks name, but her brother posted here as Peter Fonda Cox. After he got an ample supply of dick pics PMd to him, he changed his name to peterfonda.
     
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    Back in 2001, I went on a first date with a (pretty hot) girl I'd talked to on the phone and online for a month or so, lived an hour and a half away so getting together was tricky. She fancied herself smarter than she really was, and tried to pepper the dinner conversation with big words that did not mean what she though they meant. The example that stands out for me was, in reference to a bizarre food item we were discussing, "You know, that's a delicatessen in China." Held my tongue because, from our conversations, I knew I had a pretty good chance of getting some later.

    And I did ... which leads into another story -- probably shouldn't have sex with a woman on the tail end of her period on the nice white sheets of a hotel room bed. I must've unplugged something, because when we finished, it looked like I had stabbed a hooker. I left $10 for the poor housekeeper, and would've left more if I'd had the cash.

     
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    I banged a pretty hot girl in LA who didn't know which ocean was the Pacific.
     
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