Who was your FIRST KISS.WITH.and how old were you?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    dont laugh, mine was named Francis (Frannie) and I think I was 12.so was he..... Sitting on a stoop in Brooklyn...tongue was involved, and it was gross and slimy.....
    Not so much anymore!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    5 and it was my uncle. His dick tasted weird. Oh, you said kiss.
     
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    I was 49 and an old lady kissed me on the cheek for donating to a charity. :)
     
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    Mine was with my first boyfriend in 7th grade, I was 12. I didn't even know it was going to happen when it did, he planned the whole thing with my best friend to get me where I needed to be and just planted it on me standing in the middle of a driveway at midnight. My eyes shot open really wide and I started laughing hysterically before it was over.
     
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    I dumped my 7th grade boyfriend because I heard he kissed with his tongue.:eek:
    I finally had my first kiss at 16, his name was John and he looked like a young Al Pacino. Yowza.

    Read as: Late bloomer
     
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    Well, pumpkin, I got ya beat.....:rolleye:
    I was 17, and it was my husband.... :shucks:
     
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    Get it, Cin!!
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Exactly.
    I still stalk him every once in awhile on Facebook :giggle:
     
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    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Cheater!!! ;)
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    The prettiest girl in 1st grade gave me a kiss when I was timed out for fighting.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Marie - when I was maybe 5 or 7. We played doctor to.
    Corrine - 6th grade. Hottest in the school. Felt like the man.
    Brenda - 1st real kiss at the movies. Maybe 12 years old. Used to spend mind numbing hours on the phone with her. Waterloo by ABBA was our song.

    Innocence lost.
    Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
     
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    ...her name is marylou and i was 4 or 5. she was my neighbor/girlfriend and we used to seesaw under a lilac tree, very romantic. when we werent kissing or seesawing we used to make and sell ant killer that didnt work to the neighbors and pile up a bunch of dirt and then water it thinking we could grow our own mountain. my sister just mentioned her name to me tonight as we were talking about old friends back in ny.
     
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    sloots
     
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  16. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I sometimes feel like I'm that exact same girl, I get angry at the same shit, and I react the same way to stuff....I think people really don't ever change....
    Plus I'm still kinda twatty to people I don't like...
     
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    That's so weird my first time was with your uncle, too! His dick probably tasted weird because I was already borrowing the car!
     
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    First one that felt "grown up" / electric. 13

    Mall parking lot outside movies. She walked up and laid it on me out of the blue. :wub:

    We sat next to each other in math and I thought she hated me bc I goofed on her mercilessly.
     
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    That is so damn sweet! I've clearly had too much wine because reading this made me misty :tears2:
     
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    ...:bigcry:
     
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