News Who we scaring? USAF drops dummy nukes in NV dessert

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    N. Korea, China, Russia, or the brothels? What are they prepping to hit?

    Pentagon Hyping Test of Two Fake Nuke Bombs in Nevada Desert
    With the United States’ Minuteman II intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBMs) arsenal aging, the US Air Force has pushed the Pentagon to fund nuclear modernization programs.

    To that end, the Air Force conducted successful tests with two B61 nuclear bombs. Neither carried a live warhead.

    "The primary objective of flight testing is to obtain reliability, accuracy, and performance data under operational representative conditions," reads a statement released by the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA).

    "Such testing is part of the qualification process of current altercations and life extension programs for weapon systems."

    The 700-pound bombs were dropped by B-2 bombers over a test range in Nevada.

    "The B61 is a critical element of the US nuclear triad and the extended deterrent," said Brig. Gen. Michael Lutton of the NNSA, according to the statement.

    "The recent surveillance flight tests demonstrate NNSA’s commitment to ensure all weapon systems are safe, secure, and effective."

    In addition to building 400 new missiles to replace the aging Minuteman ICBMs, the Air Force is also in pursuit of a new nuclear cruise missile known as the Long Range Standoff (LRSO). The former program is estimated to cost roughly $85 billion. The LRSO development is expected to cost at least $20 billion.

    In addition to cost concerns, a number of Congressional lawmakers have fought to abandon the LRSO program on humanitarian grounds, arguing that a new nuclear weapon puts world peace at risk.

    "Nuclear war poses the gravest risk to American national security," ten Democratic Senators wrote in a letter.

    US officials seem unlikely to bow to these concerns, as this month’s tests demonstrate.

    https://sputniknews.com/military/20161008/1046124210/pentagon-nevada-nukes.html
     
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    Double that amount.we might need them.
     
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    Gun owners.
     
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    Show them cacti whose boss.
     
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    The Mormons?
     
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    That has to have North Korea shaking in their boots.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One

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    They are getting ready to unload a whole shit load of those things when he gets in office

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    Implying they can afford boots.
     
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    Oh?
     
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    I was implying that he might be a loose cannon.......but you knew that

    I can tell by your AV that you support him, sorry to offend you

    I will vote for Johnson, just so I don't have to vote for either of those other two

    We are doomed
     
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    Prepping for The Shill for when she serves her Western European masters and gets us in an all out war with Russia.

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    Maybe i just love vampires. Ever consider dat?



     
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    i love you dummies who think that all the prez has to do is have a pissy day and he can launch nukes!

    grow the fuck up, you bunch of girls! :)
     
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    I dont think anyone is buying it... :dontknow:

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    the 60 minutes story about the state of the nuclear arsenal was quite eye opening
    I suppose some modernization of it is due

    (this sane comment adds nothing to the silliness of the internet--I apologize as a result)
     
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    Dummy bombs
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    My 83 year old mom lifts more weight than this faggit does
     
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