Who will be Slippy's next PP?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Popeye Saavedra, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    So apparently Slippy has dumped PP. Please state your case as to why Slippy should pick you as her next PP or VP (vagina provider).

    Slippy,

    I will:

    1) be nice to your kids
    2) bring you beer
    3) bang you 24/7
    4) NOT drink any of your beer
    5) take you to Red Lobster at least once a month

    :hat:
     
  2. Air Florida

    Air Florida Well-Known Member

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    2thDK
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Will you show her boy new and improved man-like masturbation techniques
     
  4. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    no wonder she's been such a bitch lately :coffee:
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I will leave after banging her.
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Please refrain from gaying up this thread. :hat:
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    They need guidance
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Beeton, ONT
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I'll walk around naked and intimidate her brother with my manhood enough that he'll put some clothes on.
     
  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's a commute, but it would be worth it to lick her until she screams and violate her until passing out from exhaustion (at least a good 5- 10 minutes).
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Popeye would make the trip just to jack off with her boys
     
  12. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You're gonna need a bigger boat
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Popeye I like you...be careful my friend.
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Reggie, please. :coffee:
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's a pretty damn sweet deal, Popeye. How big is your cock? Are you any good with home repairs? :bigthink:
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm pretty sure they've got it "in hand". ;)
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    WGAS! :puke:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Gwarn's single.
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Average cock size :nocheer: , but I like to eat pussy. :cheer: So, so with home repairs. :nocheer:
     
  20. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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