Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BobSacamano, Dec 1, 2012.
Eric from Hoboken?
Of course, Howard will "pretend" he didn't see it. Yet, he will have the ratings of Piers show and Sharon's talk show off the top of his head. Wish someone had HIS Sirius Ratings or remind him what Sharon said was TRUE!
I predict he also brings up Sharon's failed Osbourne show that aired for only one episode. It aired right after American Idol.
For those not paying attention: What was said?
She blamed "New York" for the ratings dropping from 16 million to 10 million. She passively aggressively blamed Americas Judge.
"Robin, don't you hate it when women marry talented guys and think that makes them talented?"
"The fact of the matter is, NBC is begging me to come back. They are thrilled with the demos. They never had the numbers they had in he key demographics until this season. Lest we forget, we were moved around every week. No one knew when we were on. Don't ask. It was haarible. Somehow, miraculously we still were the #1 summer show for NBC. Let me tell you something. If I were Piers, he should be the last guy to talk about ratings. No one even watches his show. Bring Jon Hein in here..,"
"I don't even know what that is - the Piers Morgan Show."
"I did Piers a big favor by doing his show. The first night he had something like 1.3 million viewers. Oprah was his big first guest. They wanted me to do it. Same deal as Conan. They wanted me to come on for the final week of his Tonight Show run. The fact of matter is, the ratings for my appearance dropped over 60%. It had nothing to do with me. It was due to the fact that the first show was so horrible, no one ever turned back in! Believe me, it's the last time I do that guy a favor".
Sorry, I forgot, the answer is: "Piers Morgan? He should talk about ratings."
Wow, I had no idea you spoke Howard bullshit, fluently. I could easily picture him saying that.
It's my second language.
A caller will bring it up, and the wig will just happen to have his ratings handy...
Summation: Wiggy stinks on that shitty show.
pls insert AGT pics in this gif. ha
'You know Robin, 10 million televisions with at least 2 to 4 viewers each means I was a huge success"
Probably Bobo, if you look back at Marksfriggin they use him to introduce a lot of the negative stories. He's always "extremely" upset, outraged, disappointed, etc. and is obviously reading a script that was given to him in advance. They know he won't make any derogatory comments and it prevents Howard from being blindsided by a caller who can think for himself. It also allows Howard to prepare his response in advance and know that it won't be challenged no matter how ridiculous it is.
"Lest we forget, the iTunes, Hulu, and InDemand numbers don't factor in. Most of my audience is into iPads, YouTube, Sim Cards, and other methods of viewing programs. Don't ask. It's a whole entire another thing. Believe you and me. The NBC execs are tracking this...and uh. They know are ratings are amazing where it counts. The key demographics that have buying power. They wouldn't be begging me to return if they weren't happy with the ratings."
Won't ever be talked about!
Howard used Bobo this past Monday when he called in to express his disappointment that Howard had been "snubbed" by the People's Choice Awards. That's when we got the classic Howard comment that he doesn't even know "what that is."
And of course Bobo had to say that Beth looked "stunning" at the Twilight screening. And a side point, Bobo correctly referred to it as a "private screening," but Howard said it was "the premiere." Didn't Howard wonder why Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson were not at the "premiere"??
And JD will just happen to have the offending clip ready to go...