Who will die next in the Stern Universe.. and how?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Dec 18, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    The crew is getting up there in age...

    Who's next?


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  2. rolltide

    rolltide Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ben Stern.....
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I predict he won't make it to the next contract

    bonus his body will be stuffed and mounted in a bunny costume
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    2015 is going to be a bad year

    Robin - choking on a vegan brownie

    Howard - anal hemorrhage

    Fred - boredom

    Gary - impaled by bar stool in his man cave
     
  5. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Wouldnt it be funny if Artie outlived them all?:giggle:
     
  6. oski

    oski Jump For Life Gold

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    Howard. It can't be healthy to starve yourself all the time when you are pushing 70
     
  7. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I think 2015 is Robin's last year on the show.

    Not sure if she's taking the dirt nap, but I think she'll somehow leave the show.

    Everyone on the show now has to play the "circle-of-compliance" game.

    You act like Howard's life is what it really ain't; nobody can point out that the Emperor's got no clothes.

    It can't be fun working in that environment. Hence, I'm thinking that everyone is on hair-trigger.

    One little nudge and they're out the door. ( Fred first)
     
  8. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    BS:

    Smile on, you crazy diamond.

    DK
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Sal. Drowning in Richards pee, hopefully. The easy answer here is hi pitch. How he's still inhaling oxygen is a mystery
     
  10. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Who doesn't love a nice death thread at Christmas time!:rip2: :party:
     
  11. BethsZygote

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    Pluggys love for the BoltDolt.

    It's probably already happened, but Pluggy doesnt want to admit it.
     
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  12. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    CANCER OF THE CUNT!! CANCER OF THE CUNT!!!
     
  13. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    JD will lose his virginity and suffer a massive heart attack.

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    Well it won't be comedy. It died a few years back.
     
  15. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Hey oh!
     
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    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    If you are taking requests, my vote is for Robin.:bounce:
     
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  17. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I predict Howie's Svengali, Don Buchwald, will have an unintended and momentary lapse into ethical reasoning and realize what a soul-sucking monstrosity he has unleashed upon the world. The realization will trigger a massive heart-attack, casting him into the eternal flames.

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    rolltide Well-Known Member VIP

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    ......the same hour.
     
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    rolltide Well-Known Member VIP

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    With him dying in front of a mosque.
     
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  20. zerokarma

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    High Pitch Eric

    He seems to some how defy the death pool.