Who will Wiggy date after this divorce?

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Will he pretend to "go on a tear" again or just get it over with and openly date Ralfie Cakes.
     
  2. BethsZygote

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  3. RonHeinzkaboot

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    she'll be an earner whoever she is
     
  4. Wigward Hairhat

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    You're giving him too much credit to think he'll ever come out of the closet. He'll just get himself another beard around 30 y/o and repeat the process.
     
  5. Stinkfist

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    That young Peruvian pool cabana boy that caught his eye in Mexico.
     
  6. Pembroke36

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  7. Wigward Hairhat

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    ^^ 9 inches in the maximum Howard can fit in his mouth. Jonah Falcon is too big for him.
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    Some asexual-type of beard actress no younger than 32 so that it would seem legit/palatable- first name that comes to mind is Michelle Rodriguez but Himus is probably afraid of Latin women, he thinks they have germs or they're too passionate...hmm, let's see- Katie Lee "Joel"? Wait, no- she hasn't even hit 30 yet.
     
  9. TrotMeAround

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    A 15 year old babysitter to satisfy his baby sitter porn obsession.
     
  10. Pembroke36

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    My guess is someone named Todd.
     
  11. quitefrankly

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    same person he dates now ralph
     
  12. AGT Blows

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    /thread
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Depends when Beth wants to call it quits. Figure she would not divorce right at the five year mark as it's too obvious and she'd hate to be proven a gold digger. Even though it's obvious. Plus, she'd have to find another rich guy to sucker before she gets out and cashes here. There's also not a big market for a 40+ yr old talentless failed model/actress with a charity cause front. I'd say another year before she files. Just a guess.
     
  14. kippy

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    Someone who is into rich, old, ugly guys who they think can make them famous..... oh wait, he already married her.
     
  15. BethSucks

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Probably another young gold digger.

    "This time I know it's for real Robin. She says she fell in love with my face the moment she saw me. She says I look 20 years younger than I am. She wants NOTHING to do with TV or the media. I know I said I would never get married after Beth and that whole fiasco but this one seems to really love me for me."
     
  17. IlluminatiJones

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    He'll have two groups of people coming and going from his various dwellings.......................

    various models and strippers that he's "mad tear"-ing with :rolleyes:

    some extraordinarily strapping young "handymen", "construction workers", "gardeners", etc.

    Then he'll "settle down" with a vanilla, much lower-maintenance-than-Beefus, has-actually-worked-as-a-model model. She'll be a quiet, private person. He'll have learned a few things from the Beefus ordeal.

    but there will still be a lot of work to do on his houses, if you catch my drift
     
  18. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    John Stamos, since he's madly in love with him and has a creepy obsession with him
     
  20. Phillipmcd

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    And don't forget she didn't know who Howard was. Then again, in 2013 it's believable.