Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hugh Blowmont, Nov 6, 2013.
Will he pretend to "go on a tear" again or just get it over with and openly date Ralfie Cakes.
Jake from Twilight
she'll be an earner whoever she is
You're giving him too much credit to think he'll ever come out of the closet. He'll just get himself another beard around 30 y/o and repeat the process.
That young Peruvian pool cabana boy that caught his eye in Mexico.
^^ 9 inches in the maximum Howard can fit in his mouth. Jonah Falcon is too big for him.
Some asexual-type of beard actress no younger than 32 so that it would seem legit/palatable- first name that comes to mind is Michelle Rodriguez but Himus is probably afraid of Latin women, he thinks they have germs or they're too passionate...hmm, let's see- Katie Lee "Joel"? Wait, no- she hasn't even hit 30 yet.
A 15 year old babysitter to satisfy his baby sitter porn obsession.
My guess is someone named Todd.
same person he dates now ralph
Depends when Beth wants to call it quits. Figure she would not divorce right at the five year mark as it's too obvious and she'd hate to be proven a gold digger. Even though it's obvious. Plus, she'd have to find another rich guy to sucker before she gets out and cashes here. There's also not a big market for a 40+ yr old talentless failed model/actress with a charity cause front. I'd say another year before she files. Just a guess.
Someone who is into rich, old, ugly guys who they think can make them famous..... oh wait, he already married her.
Probably another young gold digger.
"This time I know it's for real Robin. She says she fell in love with my face the moment she saw me. She says I look 20 years younger than I am. She wants NOTHING to do with TV or the media. I know I said I would never get married after Beth and that whole fiasco but this one seems to really love me for me."
He'll have two groups of people coming and going from his various dwellings.......................
various models and strippers that he's "mad tear"-ing with
some extraordinarily strapping young "handymen", "construction workers", "gardeners", etc.
Then he'll "settle down" with a vanilla, much lower-maintenance-than-Beefus, has-actually-worked-as-a-model model. She'll be a quiet, private person. He'll have learned a few things from the Beefus ordeal.
but there will still be a lot of work to do on his houses, if you catch my drift
John Stamos, since he's madly in love with him and has a creepy obsession with him
And don't forget she didn't know who Howard was. Then again, in 2013 it's believable.