Who will write Howchie's one-liners on AGT?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Yeahnolisten, May 10, 2012.

  1. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    He certainly can't come up with anything on his own anymore. Will Benjy be an uncredited writer or will he just have NBC pay for Bruce Vilanch or somebody that has some sort of writing talent?
     
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    Jackie Marlowe
     
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    If NBC pays, then maybe. But Howchie ain't putting up one dime of his own dough for a writer.
     
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    Great question/thread. Remember the FOX pilots where he had Jackie underneath the desk like he was giving him an office blowjob? The fucker couldn't think for himself before senility hit hard, I put my money on NBC staff writers, they come with the contract. Free and easy.
     
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    Oh, how I'd love to see the Gina Dance on AGT.
     
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    Benjy is currently scouring lower Manhattan for Bluetooth transmitters that exceed legal power limits? One could hide quite a big lithium polymer battery in the wig.
     
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    Gina Dance!

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    i was just thinking how funny would it be to see benjy sitting in a chair next to him handing him giant pieces of paper with one or two words on them that make no sense

    "tree blow job"

    "Mr. T upper decker"
     
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    Worms!
     
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    F me?! :pissed:

    Oh wait... I'm not retahdud! I'm just slow!

    She was the best ever:

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    Anymore?????????....He couldn't ever come up with a one-liner on his own....He sucks
     
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    Howard mentioned that the judges have cards containing info about the contestants and I'm sure the cards also include jokes and witty comments for them to use. We all know Howard isn't sharp enough to come up with lines on his own since he aways repeats the same things we've heard a million times already when he runs out of scripted material.
     
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    I thought Howard sucked at coming up with his own material, then I saw that picture that showed Benjy's writing teleprompter and it said something like, "You look hot, will you show your breasts" to a girl in the studio. Good god.