Stern Show Who will write the best book when the Queen is dead?

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Who will write the best "tell all" book when the Queen is dead?

  1. Allison

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  2. Beth

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  3. Baba Boey

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  4. Ralph

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  5. A Back office guy (Who?)

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  6. A wack packer (Who?)

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  1. Centaur7

    Centaur7 Well-Known Member

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    My personal vote is for Ralph...if the homo outlives the other homo.
     
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  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Ralph really has been closest to the throne.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Beefus wants fame so bad it pokes kitns eyes out. Monster will have the best book and do all the shows. It's probably writing it right now. We're at chapter 5, half ass suicide attempts.


    Fuck off mutt
     
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    None of them have the guts
     
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    Beetle will write a tell all children's book
     
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    there will be no books after Howard stern is dead. and the reason why is because of howard stern lawyers will come after them.
     
  7. the G-man

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    Not Ralph because he'll be left a sizable sum in the will if he doesn't write a book
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    It has to be written(contract) somewhere that they can not write a book about Howard. Howard is not dumb. Not saying anything crazy would be said, I mean who knows, but just in general, he probably has protected himself.

    But if it would be one person who would know stuff and had the good stuff to write down, it would be Ralph.
     
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    John or Jackie.
     
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    His therapist, if he's OK with losing his license.
     
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    Alison has too much class and Ralph wouldn't mess with his inheritance. Fred should write the book but he won't.
     
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    Ronnie. He got the spotlight taken away from him, but is smart enough to stay tapped into the cashflow. Howard reminded him long ago that he is just another employee. Once the sun sets on THSS, Howard will drop Ronbo, and Scores Man will be meetin' guys and meetin' girls all over the country on his book tour.
     
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  14. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Beth couldn't write a decent book if her life depended on it. Not to mention she's only been around for a fraction of the time we all want to know about in this weirdos life.
    I could see Booey doing it honestly. He's been around a good long time. Fred's book would be the best and I already think he's ready to go there.
     
  15. Centaur7

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    I think Booey will write a book, and it will be mostly vanilla. I think he has the goods to do better but he'll protect boff. Fred could blow shit up...I believe though he'll suck those balls till the end out of loyalty.
     
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    I know it wouldn't be Allison - I just don't think she can be bothered, you know? :coffee:
     
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    I was gonna guess Pippa...
     
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    Bet that old pig Ronnie knows a few secrets.........
     
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    It's a shame Java didn't leave behind her memoirs...
     
  20. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    This.

    What part of the term non disclosure agreement is unclear to the dipshits that keep expecting a tell all book from anyone?

    Do you really think Jackie, KC, Stuttering John and all the fired HTV guys have been silent all these years out of love for Wiggy?

    Do you think Artie wouldn't have sold Howard out if it meant hr could hold on to that Shore House dump if he could?

    Hell Fratto and the Midgit would have been selling stories to the tabloids if they could.