Who wold you rather do? Beff or the Secret Service hooker?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Isn't it spelled "Beth" :scratch:
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Since Beth has been with so many different men, I'll go with the hooker.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    The one on the right blabbed and a dozen secret service members not only lost their job, but the entire country has their names and faces plastered all over the place...

    ... And yet she's still not as much I a fame whore as te other one. Viva Colombia!
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Isn't the ops question "Arab hooker or Colombian hooker"?
     
  6. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Colombian hooker and I wouldn't hesitate for a second on that one.

    The Colombian hooker is "my type", while I don't find overly thin women with no curves, no ass, who tower over me in heels attractive.

    Give me a caramel cutie any day.
     
  7. j shmuck

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    Just like Beth, Colombian hooker didn't want to be famous. I feel bad for her.

    If there would be some way in hell they could get the Colombian whore on the show it would be pure gold.

    Not going to happen in the PC Team NBC era though
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Its spelled "your mom."
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    LOL? :dontknow:
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    the hooker in a no-brainer. the latina has probably been fucked by fewer men and at $800 is much more economical...
     
  11. Big Bird

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    I want the hooker, I am pretty sure she would be more willing to get wild in the sack..
     
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    :c
     
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    I don't fuck horses, so I will take the hooker.
     
  14. VarmintSam

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    Whichever one offers me a better deal, these are tough financial times.
     
  15. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    pretty sure the hooker wasn't born with a dick.
     
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    I'd have to go with the hooker...At least the hooker is honest about who she fucks and probably takes proper precautions...

    Beff is most assuredly a cheating, disease ridden skank...
     
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    off topic....does that sweet little puppy belong to you?

    on topic...being a female and having to choose one or the other, i'd probably go with beff.
     
  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    the Columbian hooker.. even if she charged 800 a night like she did with the secret service agent, that's still cheaper than Beth..
     
  19. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I don't think you would leave the Colombian hooker making excuses as to why you're "not really into oral"
     
  20. Robert Higgins

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    This Who-er is pretty hot. And her name is Dania. Is this Artie's Daneyr?

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