Who Wore It Best? Wedding Gown Edition

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Who Wore It Best? Wedding Gown Edition

  1. Kristi Christy

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  2. Beth Stern

    1.9%
  1. OV

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    Both dresses are hideous. Christie's looks like a cupcake; Stern's looks like a stripper outfit that's about to be removed.
     
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    KC isnt dressed like a whore...:coffee:
     
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    I think both dresses are hideous, but at least Kristi doesn't look like she got married in a Vegas chapel in the back of strip club.
     
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    Can one of the mods/admins please change the title to include "Poll:" TIA
     
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    Kristi looks like it's her QuinceaƱera; Beth looks like she's fulfilling a client's wedding night fantasy. KC wins!
     
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    EGG-zackly.

    I'm drinking.
     
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    I don't care how ugly KC's is, it still beats Beth's by a mile! :whythelongface?:
     
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    :yes:
     
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    One question about Beth's dress. Did guests get to put her wedding gift in her g-string after the lap dances?
     
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    I think it was from the Ralph anthology where How was surprised when everyone commented on social media about that dress, saying that it was slutty and looked like a stripper outfit. He was genuinely surprised :giggle:.
     
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    Well, I'm glad somebody let him know. He's totally out of touch about anything Ray Stern hasn't dictated the parameters for excellence in.
     
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    "Howard you're a sucker!"
     
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    You can bet that Kristi's dress is not now framed and hanging up in her closet. Only a gold digger needs to display her victory trophy like that.
     
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    Kristi's dress looks like a typical wedding dress. Beth's looks like a feature dancers at Ricks.
     
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    Why didn't the photographer of Beth's official wedding dress photo tell her to stand up straight?
     
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    Can't service the Johns that way...
     
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