Who wore it better?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Mar 19, 2014.

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Who wore it better?

Poll closed Apr 18, 2014.
  1. Mel B

    24 vote(s)
    38.7%
  2. Alicia Keys

    37 vote(s)
    59.7%
  3. Beth

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Stella McCartney's $900 dress. Let's see what you guys think.


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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Monica wore it best.
    I'd still fuck Mel B like a champ :jerk:

    I don't like Beth but you certainly made sure to pick the worst pic available. :jj:
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well you can still see Beth's figure in it. Only pic I have seen of Beth in the dress though. If there's a better one, I'll def post it instead.

    Edit: OK found one.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Is that Alicia Keys? :dontknow:
     
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    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

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  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    I wrote the wrong name while looking at the pic. I'm a moron. Tried to change it. Can't. If one of the Mods can, that would be great. I'm a dope haha!
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Im pretty sure Dlist could own that shit. Monsoon... forget about it.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Even though I hate her.....Mel B

    Beth is posing like she's got to take a shit. :shit:
     
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    Alicia got curves
     
  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah I don't get that whole leg cross with Beth in every single picture. Must be some high class European model thing. :dontknow:
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Beth wore stupid shoes with that dress. Howard would never allow her to pull her hair back. He seems to think it makes women look ugly. He is so wrong. Women in formal wear look elegant with unruly hair contained in a bun or french twist.
     
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    Beth has absolutely no sex appeal. I voted Alica Keys (I guess she's Monica in this poll?) by a longshot.
     
  14. cygnus2112

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    Alicia keys is one of those people who talks more ghetto when around a black crowd or more proper and prim when around a white crowd. Its actually pretty comical. Years ago at her height of fame when she was on Oprah, she had the snapping fingers, head rolls, the "mmmm hmmmm child" speak. One week later on letterman she was speaking like a Valedictorian from Yale.
    I still have no idea what her race is. I used to refer to her as Micronesian. It just seemed easier.
     
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    beth's hair is going to look like that when she's 70...long and stringy. he still thinks long hair makes a woman look sexy without even taking into consideration the shape of a woman's face and texture of her hair. the witchier, the better.
    i feel sorry for beth. i bet she would prefer just wearing her hair pulled back and in a pony tail. it's easy to keep and her face is pretty enough to get away with it.
     
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    IMHO, anything beff wears becomes a garbage bag. :dontknow:
     
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    All of the cast of March of the penguins
     
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    Beth looks like she's wearing an apron.
     
  19. NY123

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    F Mel
    Marry Alicia
    Kill Beth
     
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    Holy Mary look at those orangutan arms!!!!