Who would be in worse danger?

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  1. Johnnykstaint

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    Slippy's boyfriend, or Slippy's dog?

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    Its a toss-up for me, but i gotta go with the dog. Any boyfriend could get killed at a moment's notice, sure....but they never hang around for very long so the threshold of danger is short. THe dog on the other hand is there for the long haul and will have to survive many bouts with danger.
     
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    She hasn't killed any of her kids, so I think the dog is relatively safe. I think it's the penis providers that are always in trouble. She pretty much mates with them and bites their heads off like a Praying Mantis.
     
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    she threatened to kill the dog a couple times, i thought...or give it away or something. also, didnt the dog eat bullets?
     
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    Oh yeah, don't get me wrong...I'm sure it's like surviving in the jungle. I just think the dog and kids are spared most of her wrath.
     
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    that's gotta be an ex of hers :jj: