Who would win a physical fight between Howard and Beth??

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    When Beth takes Howard's credit cards slaps him in the face calls him a cunt before walking out for a night of fun with nacho leaving Howard alone to jack off to borderline child porn ...

    What would happen if Howard fought back?

    Could he take Beth and her hands the size of Europe?

    Or would Beth curb stomp him like a guy stealing a car radio in American History X?
     
  2. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Beth's gotta have a longer reach than the scarecrow. And those man hands? She'll palm his face and hurl him into the bathroom chandelier. :yes:
     
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    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    Nacho
     
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    Beth by KO stoppage 15 seconds in the first round. :coffee:
     
  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This is an easy one

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  7. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    If she got those thick tree trunk lookin' legs wrapped around him it'd be over.
     
  8. Bethstampon

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    She would beat the living shit out of him...crack his bid-chest like a kitten skeleton.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Howard can bench 95lbs. He's a beast.

    Granted, his opponent does have some sizable hooves & flippers for weapons, but my money's still on the Wig.
     
  11. Pigsaw

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    Beth has the advantage. She has something that Howard doesn't.:slap:


    A Y chromosome.*





    *allegedly :secret:
     
  12. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Who wants to watch an old Jew get kicked in the nuts and cry for 20 minutes?
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Have you seen the size of Beth's hands? She could pummel Stern!
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    The one with the more manly hands and bigger feet

    Beth
     
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    Two anorexics in a fight??? both would pass-out from exhaustion after throwing the first punch...it would be a draw...
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Plus, that garish ring has got to leave a nasty mark.
     
  17. Bethstampon

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    Uhhhh ME
     
  18. chuk

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    I think Beth would just cry and turn into the 6 year old that's inside of her.
     
  20. Woof

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    Remember...............Beth or Howard couldn't stop a 'lougie',or that fantasy for a real man.