Who would win in a battle to the death?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Dec 12, 2012.

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Who would win in a battle to the death?

Poll closed Dec 14, 2012.
  1. Monk, he's a burly wrestler

    20.0%
  2. Dawg, he's a shifty spic and they stab people

    80.0%
  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    poll to follow
     
  2. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what either look like so how would I know?

    Now a fight between a real dog and a real monkey, now that's a poll.
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    I don't hate you but this is a dumb thread :dontknow:
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    You would know one.
     
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    I didn't want this to turn into a fight :nocheer:
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :hat:
     
  7. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Monkeys have what 5 times the strength of a human?
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    this
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Brilliant pole


















    :facepalm:
     
  11. harlock

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    They have longer muscle fibers. Pound for pound they are twice as strong as humans.
     
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    Pretty sure Monk is really old.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    I wish I was a monkey, sit around jerking off slinging poop, I do that now but as a monkey people wouldnt look at me weird.
     
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    Did your graydar go off?
     
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    I dont know who would win, but I have a feeling here would be a lot of slapping, biting and kicking involved.
     
  17. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    That behavior is highly regarded in the monkey world :)
     
  19. Mack

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    Is Dawg a spry young latino?
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    hair pulling too?