Who would you fuck.. a 47 year old Elle or Beth when she did the FHM cover?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    To make this more even .. This is Elle at 47 not when the 19-25 year old supermodel.

    vs Beth at her peak..



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  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I'm a heterosexual male who isn't into bestiality/zoophilia so I'm gonna have to go with Elle.
     
  3. Lostronaut

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    Elle is a natural superfox, Beth is not.
     
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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    beth has that greasy demented look....all that grease has me thinkin it likely translates to rotten ground beef underarm stank and tunafish twat.

    howard always mentions shes always taking a bath.....i wonder why....the bitch reeks......i'll take elle.
     
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    The horse teeth are strong in this one. She should have just rocked her natural little tittays instead of those bolt ons.
     
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  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Growing up, I was never an Elle fan. But I can still acknowledge that she really is fun to look at. So, to answer your question, I'd kill Beth, fuck Elle and marry Christy Turlington.

    Then I'd kill Christy Turlinton and marry Chiaki Kuriyama. That's how I roll.:etm:
     
  7. TrotMeAround

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    Beth is a prude who doesn't suck cock and only does missionary so I would have to go with Elle.
     
  8. Ving

    Ving Well-Known Member

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    No contest.......


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  9. STR

    STR New Member Banned User

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    beth
     
  10. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    Beth. If I have to disappoint someone, it might as well be someone I hate.
     
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    Elle...hand down.
     
  12. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Beth isn't sexy. She seems like she'd rather rearrange her jewlery and Hermes bags than bend over for a quick 'nooner....I don't get that impression from Elle. Plus like alot of guys have mentioned on the board today, I too have jacked off to Elle since the late 80's/early 90's...to be able to stick my penis inside of her would be a fantasy fulfilled.
     
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    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    I think I would fuck Beth......but it would be Max Hardcore style with plenty of puking, pissing, fish hooks and skull fucking.
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  14. JDsTechnoBeats

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    +1 on Elle, I don't even know who that is, but she wins by default.
     
  15. MrPACS

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    Tough, tough call. Beth is younger which is a plus. Elle is a better fuck which trumps the age thingy; in bed at least. I'd have to go with Elle.
     
  16. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I'd fuck Elle at age 77 over Beff.
     
  17. GaryPuppet

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    Elly, without question.
     
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    bgsaysftp Active Member

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    Elle is 21 years older than me and I would still want to tap that ass over and over again. :)
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...no contest elle for sure. i dont like chicks that look like bucky beaver.

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  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    that's like Shakespeare man