Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Sep 3, 2015.
Jesus or Satan this weekend? Why?
Satan seems like he'd get the better chicks
Satan, but that would mean that I would have to believe in God. I don't, so I would rather have @LawyerLarry, @wife is a whore, or @MilkyDischarge. Eh, I think that @ClintDagger and I would have some fun with the drink and some nasty whores.
As long as I don't have to drive.
@ljc is driving!
He's drunker than me. @Jayla is driving.
Not if she is in the backseat with me. (She won't be, I just know it)
Double L rides in a stretch limousine brother. We got @Jayla we got @IfTheyOnlyKnew we got @Cinnaminion we got @AmishGirl we got @Deee we got @SomerSky we got @teehee we got @Scarlett Ohara we got @meanredhed we got @GoshGeeGolly we got @Teeney we got @isabella we got @1Vegasgirl we got all the bitches in the world brother. There's gonna be 20 of them mad at me who I didn't name.
Jesus, take the wheel.
Yeah! Double L has the broads in the palm of his hand!
I just remembered. Don't forget or it's your regret. The wettest hole @Quality Control ! And my gf is gonna be mad at me for that one.
Jesus, dude... you need to ditch her! Send her up north so I can take care of that problem Arn Anderson style. I don't even know what that means... I'm hamboned.
HEY! Only I can talk shit about my old lady, my friend. And Double L don't even know what the hell she's still doing with me.
Fair enough. Sorry, champ!
Satan. I have more in common with him. We would get into better clubs and I need to speak to him about the management placement plan in hell. I'm a shoe in for that.
Everybody knows when you Hang with LL its private jets and helicopters.
Jesus is better looking though. So he'd have hot girls all around him, spillage