Entertainment Who would you rather Kate Upton or Taylor Swift

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BostonNick, Apr 29, 2015.

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Upton/Swift

  1. Swift

    29.8%
  2. Upton

    70.2%
  1. BostonNick

    BostonNick Well-Known Member

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    Both opposites sides of hotness in terms of body type. Curious who wins here. I go with Swift due to her slim/fit body and good girl act. for the most part those are my reasons
     
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    Swift, Upton got the best face, but I am not a fan of her body (But I can easily understand why 95% of the board will choose Upton)
     
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    upton has big tits


    and that is an awesome thing



    and her face is prettier--which is also nice
     
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    I'll have to think about this one. I'm a titty guy, but on the other hand, TS is so hot.
     
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    Upton. She looks like she can take a good pounding.
     
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    Also if someone could post pictures side by side of both that would be awesome. I can't really right now I'm at work
     
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    Yes PLEASE!

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    This shouldn't be a contest.
     
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    thanks for the pics you stupid faggt
     
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    Kate Upton is a modern Helen of Troy

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    I agree, there is a mid-section thing going on that I can't quite put my finger on.
     
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    This is one of the worst polls in the history of polls.

    Anyone who pics Swift over Upton is both gay and faggot.
     
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    :jackoff:
     
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    not even close upton by a large large margin
     
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    Kate Upton is a near perfect female specimen according to my taste. So her.

    I do think Swift is beautiful though.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Taylor swift maybe cute but she is a zero in the sex appeal dept. Upton by a landslide.
     
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    Yup, it is really boobs vs legs at this point

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    Taylor Swift looks like she'd have more to say and that sex would be very, very dirty. Kate Upton, on the other hand, has a large pair of teats... and that's about all. It would not be realistic to expect Kate Upton to be able to converse after her ashtrays were filled.

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    Kate Upton looking her best is way better than Taylor Swift looking her best.
    Kate Upton looking her worst is also way worse than Taylor Swift looking her worst.

    That being being said - Kate Upton wins for me.