Who Would You Rather - Venus, Serena, or...

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Who would you rather bang?

  1. Venus Williams

    11 vote(s)
    21.2%
  2. Serena Williams

    22 vote(s)
    42.3%
  3. a dog

    19 vote(s)
    36.5%
  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Venus Williams:

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    a dog:

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  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    its not a male dog right?
     
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    serena

    she kinda turns me on
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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  6. chapped

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    thats hot
     
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    Since I believe Venus and Serena are actually men, I think I'd take the dog regardless.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    is the dog female?
     
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    I'd do it, but they would not be satisfied with my average proportions.
     
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    Rather what?
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Has anyone checked Serena's DNA?
     
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    We're talking intercourse, right? Not just oral?
     
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    A baboon that just dropped a load would be more appealing than these two missing links.
     
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    at least u can play catch afterwards
     
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    Does it really matter?
     
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    hey fucking a dog is one thing but i ain't no fag
     
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    I'd be too sceered.

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The shape is bad enough, but what is with the scary discoloration/bruising all over the place?!
     
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