Who woulda thunk that Kimmel would get the First Lady before the King of All Media?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    "Jimmy Kimmel Live" has been around for 9 years and 9 months.

    During that time, Howard has never appeared on his best friend's show in person.

    (Yet he's appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show in person twice in the past 3 years.)

    Yeah, Howard appeared twice on Kimmel via satellite, but that's lame and lazy and shouldn't really count.

    Howard will finally appear on Kimmel's show in person 2 weeks from now.

    But 1 week from now, Kimmel will have the First Lady of the United States as his guest.


    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/michelle-obama-set-jimmy-kimmel-live-debut-379607


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  2. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Easy. As far as booking either Stern or the first lady?

    Who woyld you rather talk to?
    who would get the bigger ratings?
    who would garner the larger media coverage?
    who has the better chance at making news on the show?


    Also as to which show the first lady would appear on:

    Jimmy Kimmel is easily the most likeable late night host, has a younger audience, and is an Obama supporter.

    Howard's unliked and no man running for President would touch him with a 10 foot poll.

    Hell Howard sucked Bill Clinton's dick for two decades now and only recently did on of Clinton's staff members send Howard a generic "thanks for the support note" that he likely never saw and maybe doesn't even know about.

    Howard sucked John Kerry's dick all through 2004, campaigned for him more than any "non political" media personality and Kerry still ignored him, though he did appear on Imus often
     
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    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    Anyone with half a brain:facepalm:
     
  4. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Jimmy: Michelle, did I ever tell you about the time Howard asked me if I had a beer can sized cock.
     
  5. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Do you do anal?

    I bet your husband has a big black cock.
    :facepalm:
     
  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Kimmel sounds like the kind of "best friend" who is shocked and dismayed when the guy he barely speaks to every month or two suddenly asks him to be his best man.
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    whodat?
     
  8. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    The well-spoken host of a nationwide show with a history of making even the dullest A-List stars look good...

    OR...

    The wig-wearing judge of a Gong Show ripoff with a history of lying and cheating his audience who has resorted to booking the biggest stars of 1979 who no one has asked for?
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I agree. A little too smug. Perhaps getting the big payday affected him like it does others. Money = better than you