Who'd you rather bang? Beff or Emily from The Bachelorette?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Beff is 39 with no kids. Emily is 26 with a 5 yr old daughter...

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    Is the kid white or look something along the lines of president Obama?
     
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    A meat grinder
     
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    I would prefer a woman who doesn't want to be famous.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    Her daughter is definitely white. No darkie in her whatsoever.
     
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    Emily...but Beth is my all time number one hate fuck
     
  7. gearhead

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    Just to Bang? Emily. But for a relationship I'd prefer someone with no young (non adult) kids.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Emily has really nice titties

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    Emily is a cunt but so is Beth. Tough choice. I think i'd fuck Beth.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

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    The Pollack
     
  11. Mulletude

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    That's a tough one. Too tough. Ask an easier question. Like "Which would you prefer, Lou Gehrig's Disease or cancer of the penis."
     
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    I'll bet Emily is all stretched out from beer can thick cock.
     
  13. Beer Chugger

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    Beth, She would be disappointed in my performance compared to those Arab Sheik's from her "modelling" days
     
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    come on GP :jj: way too easy. You are better than this
     
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    Wow, am I missing something? Emily looks to be just about perfect.
     
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    Beth. That pic actually looks good, for a Beth pic. Emily..I've seen her before, heard her talk..Worse. :dontcare:
     
  17. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Bachelorettes now come with children?? Oh Christ, how shitty can TV get!
     
  18. Joe Bauers

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    I think I'll just Jack Off. I'm not dealing with either of them. :what:
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    I personally would tap Emily's ass till the cows came home. Shes so much hotter than Beth.

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    I'd take either or. They both seem like really high maintenance people who aren't that attractive without hours of preparation. I'd take a cute chick any day.