whore caught offering sex for McDonalds dollar menu items

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  1. Shivvy

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    A hoo-er (actual hoo-er) down in Florida was caught in a sting operation offering sex in exchange for items from the dollar menu at McDonalds. I guess she didn't want to run the risk of asking for one of those Angus 1/3 burgers or a 20 piece McNugget w/ ranch dressing and barbecue sauce.




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    i'd rather stick it in a meat grinder
     
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    glad he defined the term "fuck" for us
     
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    :jj:
     
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    You all will be glad to know I live in Manatee County.
     
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    ever paid a whore in food?
     
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    I'm not reading your lies, triple chinned meatloaf head Mick. :brotha:
     
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    Yea but she was high class. I had to take her to Chick Filet!
     
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    Arbys is more expensive
     
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    Your county has almost 50% of the population of the great state of Idaho.
     
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    Shiv that sounds dangerously close to entrapment, no?
     
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    get MLaw in here
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    Seems to me that since the officer made the initial offer any first year lawyer could get her off.
     
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    and for a cheeseburger, that whore will get you off :hhh:
     
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    I was offered a blowjob for a sandwich and a ride up the hill. True story.
     
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    busting hookers instead of catching crooks, that's a man's job
     
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    wonder what the "take down" signal was
     
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    I bet its a Blek
     
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    come to think of it I've given food to whores for sex lotsa times

    I believe it's called a "dinner date."