Who's been caught by the cops while trying to get laid in your car?

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  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    2 times I have. One girl was a hot lil blonde squirter. We were in a sand pit and she was in my lap in the drivers seat. Luckily we had just gotten there and were fully clothed. The cop bangs on my window and I roll it down. He looks in the car then ask's,"Excuse me miss...are you here on your own accord"? She looks at him and says,"huh"? The cop repeats the question and again she's dumbfounded. He asks a 3rd time in the same exact language then after he finishes I say, "He means am I raping you". She looks at the cop and gleefully responds, "Oh no officer! I want to be here"! The cop looks at me, I'm chuckling and he has a smile on his face. He tells me,"Look I'm going to be back in an hour, you better be out of here." I agree and he drives off. That was the day I learned what a squirter was :cheer:

    I'll save the 2nd story for later in the thread if there's any intrest.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    quit being cheap
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    i worked for the Department of Natural Resources while in college and i caught a few and it was hilarious each time
     
  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Never got caught
     
  5. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    So you're saying she peed on you when she came?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Right here :facepalm:
     
  7. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    always leave them wanting more Bro
     
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  9. Vashier

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    I thought it was piss at first :jj: Then it got on my hand and it was clear and slippery. Def. not pee
     
  10. jackie the jerk

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    Not piss :rolleye:
     
  11. Vashier

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    You referring to the squirter part or the getting caught part Chrisa? I know you hate squirters
     
  12. jackie the jerk

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    Nope it's the real thing.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Got caught getting a blowjob once

    O HAI OFFICER WUT CAN I DO FOR YOU :c
     
  14. Pony

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    Interested. :)
     
  15. Vashier

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    Damn she never climbed on top. We were only fuck buddies for a month or two. Her family was severely fucked up as was she. Something about an older sister that went nuts and shot their house up killing one of the parents. I could never find anything about it online though. It did happen in the late 70's but you'd still think there'd be something about it somewhere







    edit for misquote
     
  16. Vashier

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    It's a good one but the 1st was funnier just because she was such an air head :c
     
  17. Vashier

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    Scares the shit out of ya when ya hear the rapping of the flashlight on the window don't it :jj:
     
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    That was a funny story, Vash. :p
     
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    Yes
     
  20. Vashier

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    At least it made the cop laugh which led to my getting an hour in the pit :cheer: