who's Canadian here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Yankees4Life, Oct 15, 2016.

  1. Yankees4Life

    Yankees4Life Active Member

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    some payaso with an Ontario license plate cut me off on the BQE this morning, worst driving move I've ever seen, almost clipped a cement mixer. I would have loved to see that happen and all that crap pouring into his shit car, but the voice of Jesus told me he had other plans for him. I guess being from Canada is punishment enough.
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hey, whadayasay there, champ?

    What's a "payaso" and what's a "QBE"?
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I'm from Canada.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    BQE.

    My bad.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    There's a Dukes of Hazzard episode like that. Boss Hogg hits a cement truck and fills his Caddy with cement.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'm waiting for the voice of Jesus to give some winning lotto numbers.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    No wait holy shit, it was a Dukes of Hazzard Alice crossover...what an 80s nightmare at 16:15

     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I guess Boss Hogg was trying to buy Mel's Diner.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    When the fuck did this happen?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Well kiss my grits.
     
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  12. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Obviously you've never driven through Hartford.
     
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  13. Yankees4Life

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    you idiots, that's Vic Tayback wearing a boss hog outfit.
     
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Oh my God, I can't tell the difference between Vic Tayback and Sorrell Booke.
     
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  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    EH!

    EH!


    :rofl:

    Do you know Mike from Canada?

    EH!!
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Canada as a whole has gone down in my book since the Jays swept the Rangers. I hope the whole country gets concrete in their cars.
     
  18. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    Canadian Mike?.. he's dead now.. sorry dude.
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm from Ottawa, eh.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Eat poutine from your boot, eh. Good luck at the tractor race, eh. Say hi to your prime minister, eh.