Who's Going to Take the Twins' Job?

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Merespliff, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Merespliff

    Merespliff Member

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    RfB? This new guy from Cali? The crazy broad from Jersey who left the voicemail?

    I'd be interested in knowing their terms of employment....Artie has screamed "you're fired!" at them, but I wonder if he actually has the power to fire them.

    I hope he's not Howard 2.0....won't fire anyone cause he feels too bad. :facepalm:

    Obviously, I think we'd ALL like to see Rod from Bayside take it. but Rod also has other career goals. Would he be willing to forego being a cop to work for N&A?

    I don't care. But aside from their attitudes, I'm sooooo sick of their VOICES. they're always screaming/whining, it's not pleasant to the ears!!!! GET RID OF THE TWINS!

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    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    The Twins left? What happened?
     
  3. Merespliff

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    no sorry, it is just that a lot of people have been calling in lately and offering their services in replacement of the twins, who have been deplorable as of late.
     
  4. fatstuff

    fatstuff New Member

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    ANYBODY could do better than those 2 horrible morons! Even a bum off the street would be better, but I'd like to hear another member of the Bocchetti family on the show.
     
  5. mpa

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    they don't really do anything. Get some intern to answer phones and get a struggling comic to come in and do bits
     
  6. Johnny B

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    What other twins are looking for jobs as call screeners? Twins don't exactly grow on trees. You could hire two people who weren't twins, but that wouldn't make a whole lotta sense imo.
     
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    Great avy, makes me hate them even more.

    The twins aren't going anywhere. This is just my opinion but I think Nick is banging one of them on the DL
     
  8. mpa

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    Only thing you got right is on the DL - rick would be more likely to bang their brother
     
  9. Gogol Boobdello

    Gogol Boobdello Well-Known Member

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    "Oh Artie , we both did very well on our last Eye Cue Test"

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  10. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    The twins arent going anywhere
     
  11. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    I wouldnt want to take there job anyway. If i did ever work for the show i would only want to contribute in other ways not answering phones. Like making prank calls, song parody's and bits things like that
     
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    two feet in the door on a regular basis could lead to bigger things though, just somethin to consider. but i also agree that unfortunately i dont think theyll be going anywhere. someone in their family has some pull somewhere or else they would be gone already.
     
  13. Merespliff

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    well i'm sure they could use someone else to answer phones and such. but taking their salary and giving it to you, Rod, would be the most desirable.
     
  14. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I would, but I'm expensive. :) As a Senior Technician I would need at least 100k to move to NYC.
     
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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    rod.....called it a long time ago niggas.
     
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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    a homeless crackhead can answer the phones and do what they do......for a 5 dolla crack piece.

    ....those bitches dont get it and what theyve got.
     
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    canard64 New Member Banned User

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    Besides going out to take out the trash, where are going?
     
  18. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    That sounds depressingly like you know something. :(

    The question is: why aren't they going anywhere? Who's protecting them?
     
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    Rob, you're the man. I'm eventually going to do the Ben Hur of Francesca prank calls this year. You've inspired me. I have 3 hours to "wait on the phone".
     
  20. RODFROMBAYSIDE

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    Thanks reek