Whos is the luckiest person in Howard's life?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 4, 2012.

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Who won the Howard Lotto?

  1. Beth

    33 vote(s)
    44.0%
  2. Gary

    16 vote(s)
    21.3%
  3. Benji

    9 vote(s)
    12.0%
  4. Robin

    17 vote(s)
    22.7%
  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Of the untalented, gravy trained, brown nosed, assholes in Howard's life who wins the cake for

    having zero chance of being anything but a homeless person sucking dick at truck stops for money?


    Beth untalented k-mart underwear model who's looks peeked when she was getting railed by her high school principle..

    Gary village idiot, total joke, MTV VJ reject, smelly failure who's only claim to fame is being a punch line..

    Benji, Craigslist whore fucking, fat, bald with questionable STDs..

    Robin loveless, uncle tom who's pseudo intellectualism makes most people vomit ,,
     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Beth. Backed up the brinks truck with some simple leg spreading.

    Gary and Robin were with Howard before he got mega-rich. Benji has been around for a while and I don't think he makes too much $$$ (although he is definitely overpaid).
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    good lord. when you put it like that it's really tough. :spaz:
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ralph, FTW! :dancin2:
     
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    I went with Robin. Beth may be living the lifestyle but I dont think she will see real Stern marbles until hes dead and Im not sure if she has that kind of stamina.
     
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    ralph,no doubt...
     
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    Cheezed , wha' happened? You're fun.
    Reps.
    Whoohoo! Did it.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    idunno.....im on somebodys list...last time i logged on i had medals...now i got poops....
     
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    I voted Robin because Beth was going to marry some rich old guy, any rich old guy. It could have been Dave Letterman or someone else. Beth would have been fine.

    Gary would have gotten a job in radio somewhere, somehow. Yes, he really hit it with Howard, but he would have had a decent job.

    That leaves Ben and Robin. . . . it's a toughie, but I think Ben would have made it in something, somehow. Even if he was roofing for a living, he'd be the goofy guy who roofs for a living. He would have still made it on his own.

    Robin, on the other hand, would have gone nowhere without Howard. She would have married some guy, gotten knocked up several times, and wound up in a crackhouse on home-assistance and food stamps.

    She hit the lotto with Howard. She was the right Negress at the right time.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    any particular thread or post that stands out?...:scratch:
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I got your back. :p
     
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    I have to agree with the Ralph contingent. Robin second, Beth third, Gary fourth, Benjy fifth.
     
  15. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    :cheer:nah,i just got some haters....i admit i say some stoopid shit from time to time,but nothing really offensive....some peeps just take this shit too serious....
     
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    Yeah Beth would have married some dentist or become a "Good Morning Pittsburgh" weather girl.
     
  17. Imus O Sternsky

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    I can't find #5 all of the above
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Quivers. The only mic she should have worked professionally was one at a burger joint's drive-thru window.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    His ex-wife, allison...:coffee:
     
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    I gotta say Ralph..he was a Star Wars collecting fuck nuts, with no woman in in his life till he hooked up with Howchie.