Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TheWonk, Jun 8, 2014.
Raise your other hand.
North Dakota Baby
I'll take the losers.
Gary Puppet. his dick must look like a roman candle by now.
Is this Miss America or Miss USA?
Nelly yeah baby
Did older people on here actually jack it to this before the internet?
They delayed the swimsuit competition to the fucking 90-minute mark, had to drop some loads way prior (to internet porn, the New Old Standby)
You do know you're on the internet, right?
Yes. Also to Victoria's Secret catalogs. And before that it was to the ads in the Sunday papers. How old are you, 15?
I'm 28, but I have pretty much had the internet ever since I knew how to jerk off
Lucky bastard. In my day we also had to walk a mile to school...in the snow...barefoot.
I'm 31, I used to wack it to MTV videos and the WWF magazine with Sunny and Sable.
Depends. Is this the alternate reality where porn wasn't invented?
Unless the Miss America pageant now involves the little ladies crawling on their hands and knees, barking like a dog and shooting a gallon of milk out of their assholes, I'm afraid I just can't be bothered.