Who's jacking it to the Miss America pageant right now?

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  1. TheWonk

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    Raise your other hand.

    Swimsuit competition.

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    North Dakota Baby :mjerk:
     
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    I'll take the losers.
     
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    Gary Puppet. his dick must look like a roman candle by now.
     
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    Is this Miss America or Miss USA?
     
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    Nelly yeah baby :dance:
     
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    u.s.a.
     
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    Oops. USA.
     
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    Did older people on here actually jack it to this before the internet?
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    They delayed the swimsuit competition to the fucking 90-minute mark, had to drop some loads way prior (to internet porn, the New Old Standby)
     
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    :pickme:
     
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    You do know you're on the internet, right?
     
  15. TheWonk

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    Yes. Also to Victoria's Secret catalogs. And before that it was to the ads in the Sunday papers. How old are you, 15?
     
  16. trent Johnson

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    I'm 28, but I have pretty much had the internet ever since I knew how to jerk off
     
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    Lucky bastard. In my day we also had to walk a mile to school...in the snow...barefoot.
     
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    I'm 31, I used to wack it to MTV videos and the WWF magazine with Sunny and Sable.
     
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    gorgeous
     
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    Depends. Is this the alternate reality where porn wasn't invented?

    Unless the Miss America pageant now involves the little ladies crawling on their hands and knees, barking like a dog and shooting a gallon of milk out of their assholes, I'm afraid I just can't be bothered.
     
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