Who's More Horrified by the Stern-Ostrowsky Coupling?

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Rae Stern or Don Buchwald:

    Rae Stern
    • Traded a fertile member of the tribe for a barren shiksa from Pittsburgh with a questionable past and a felon father
    • Traded an intelligent, mentally stable daughter in law who kept her son's neuroses in check for a talentless narcissist who embarrasses the family with each new Instagram post
    • Traded a loving mother to her granddaughters for an unstable cat-wrangler
    Don Buchwald
    • Went from dealing with a behind the scenes wife to a talentless floozie who's now his problem
    • Must be constantly vigilant for any Beth "past-life" information surfacing on the internet
    • Surely must deal with Beth as a "client" on a "gratis" basis due to Howie's cheapness
    • Must deal with Howie's wrath each time Beth's project du jour goes down in flames
     
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    Rae isn't making any money off of the psycho attention whore; Buchwald is on call 24/7
     
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    I bet Howie tries to make Buchwaldco work on Beth's stuff "gratis". Do you think Howie wants to pay for all that?: "Don, would you mind helping Beth with her kitty book? It's real important to me and I'm your biggest client (wink)."

    "And Don, don't screw it up".
     
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    Doesn't Buckwald get her booked on Fox & Friends and other daytime guest spots?
     
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    This is an easily solved conundrum. Rae detests the Goyim & there ain't no Goy like a Polack Goy.
     
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    Yeah. All extra work for him. Plus that's one less interview on F&Friends for his other clients.
     
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    "Feh, with the cat hair. Feh."
     
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    Buchwald gets a piece of all the agt money,
     
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    fuckwald does a pretty good job of representing her......she has no talent and nothing to say, yet she gets booked on shows that young authors and actors would do anything to get booked on.
    rae is probably horrified.....howard left his nice jewish wife for a cold blonde gold digger.
     
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    If we were talking 20 to 25 years ago when Rae was in her 60's and her grandkids were little, then I would agree with you totally. But it seems like it would be so easy for Rae to insulate herself from Beef today that I'm not sure the impact is as great.

    The grandkids are all grown up now, so Rae needs zero interaction with Beef to see them. Ben and Rae only show up at Infidelity Manor maybe once or twice a year, if that, so she can avoid in person contact with Beef easily enough on a day-to-day basis. And you know goddamned well Rae isn't searching the outer limits of her cable TV channel selections where the latest rerun of whichever painfully awkward show of Beff's that was most recently cancelled is most likely to be airing. Taking all that together, at nearly 90 years of age, I suspect Rae is blissfully almost completely unaware of the existence of Beef altogether, except on the aforementioned very rare occasion in which she is confronted by Pittsquatch in person.

    Now contrast that with Buchwald who I'm sure is tortured on a daily basis trying to keep the Polish Princess' "career" relevant either by getting those 25 people to attend her occasional book signings in the basement of the Barnes & Noble in Paramus, finding warehouse managers with the discretion to quietly store the thousands of copies of her books that he's required to purchase, strongarming some illegal with a landscaping business into being the title sponsor for Beff's latest fundraising banquet, finding a reliable lineup of Instagram post ghost writers, calling in expensive favors with real entertainment industry types to get her that 30 second segment on The Chew, etc., etc.

    I doubt the penny ante, but time-consuming bullshit ever ends for him.
     
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    Or maybe the doorman, who in his time, has observed more than his fair share of one-night "guest" floozies parading through the lobby to know the difference and now has no choice but to treat one of 'em with a modicum of respect and servility?
     
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    Alleged Coupling.
     
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    i think buchwald has it hardest trying to keep her ego in check. rae wants her baby to be happy even if he is with a bim with a thing for widdle kitties.

    as an old guy with a thing for younger women and blondes, i was very happy for him when they got together. my last gf was a lot younger and a lot of fun. after awhile it was too much drama, but firm boobs and a great blowie makes me forget that stuff. :dontknow:

    at first beff was happy ( :jj: ) and playful and full of love for howie. what's not to like? i'd get beat up in the morning thread for liking her. :fuckyou:



    i'm no longer a fan of hers.
















    i'd still fuck her though. :yay:
     
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    Beth seems ok, can't stomach the animals shit but don't really ever think about her.

    Who did you expect Howard Stern to marry.
     
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    Rae is probably still friends with Allison, both maybe talk and laugh at the Moose.
     
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    I wonder why some reporter never digs up anything about Beffs life before wiggy ? That would be a huge story to get out there .
     
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    I always wondered about that. I'm sure Alison has some contact with Rae and Ben. I wonder if they giggle about Beth once an a while. I'd guess that Rae just wouldn't go there.

    I wonder if Alison and Howie ever talk? Remember how they were still "best friends" when they first got separated? Alison sure did get re-married in a hurry.

    In some ways, it's probably easier that Howie married a cartoonish bimbo and not a successful actress or businesswoman. Alison probably laughs her ass off thinking about it.
     
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    I imagine each time Rae and Beth meet going something like the opening scene of Godfather II when Connie brings her boyfriend to meet her mama.
     
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    Give this person a cigar!! image.jpg
     
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    Change it around & you get this