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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I was sound asleep until around 3, when PP called and woke me up. I didn't mind, I tend to miss him through the week.

    But now wtf do I do with myself? :nooo:
     
  2. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    Always here for ya Darlin'
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Tell me about your day, Ron! If it happen to involve nudity or explicit scenes, spell those parts out SLOWLY. ;)
     
  4. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Ya, out with it Ron.
     
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    code of silence New Member

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    Slam a beer jerkoff and go back to bed.. :D
     
  6. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    No nudity. Just pics of dead presidents. Especially Benjamin Franklin (OK, technically not a president).
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I like your thought process. :lo5:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :nocheer:

    You couldn't have added jerkoff scenes or explicit sexual thoughts, just for amusement???? :sad:
     
  9. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    Entertain me with a crazy Slippy story before I fall asleep. Preferably one from the high school years.
     
  10. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Just woke up. Good morning pretty lady.
     
  11. code of silence

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    Works for me :dontknow:
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Not PP. :rs:
     
  13. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    AS Close as I can come.... I alomost pulled off an "Inndecent Proposal" with a daly at the table. And I had the nuts, the stome cold nuts.

    That's not a sexual term tho Slip.
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    gimme a second to think of the right one..............I was a nightmare in my teen years, I've got a lot to choose from


    Fucker! :hug: Good morning.
     
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    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    About to fall asleep. Sorry. If you come up with something I'll read it tomorrow. Thanks!
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ok: I used to miss the bus every fucking morning, and out of utter fear of my mom, would end up hitch-hiking to school

    One morning, I walked almost all the way out to the Tottenham road, but then a truck pulled over and picked me up. I was simply happy to get picked up...............but when I opened up the truck door, it was like a Cheech and Chong episode. Smoke poured out, and it simply REEKED of dope. (I USED to smoke a lot of dope)

    I simply jumped in, and said "goddamn it smells good in here!".............at which point he said, "glad you feel that way...........HERE..........your turn to cook" -and handed me a chunk of hash the size of a rubix cube. I cooked the rest of the way to school, and even sat with him in the carwash, 'cause he wasn't done smoking yet.

    I was a deviant, so I "palmed" a huge amount while cooking for him. When he finally dropped me off at the highschool, I simply found my partners in crime, and we spent the next 2 hours smoking the rest while skipping school.

    It amazes me to this day that I've never been raped or killed, with the amount of hitch-hiking I've done, and the compromising positions I've put myself in. But I haven't! :dance:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    damnit
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can never pull off a baseball cap very well. :(
     
  20. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Most people can't.