Who's the oldest woman you ever spanked it to?

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  1. Trucker

    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    Jane Fonda 75 years old...The boobies were hangin' out and she was on all fours. I couldn't help it. I'm so ashamed of myself!
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    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Your mom
     
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    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    That's funny! This is why I registerd to Dawgsaloon. You guys are funnier than the stern show. I need an avatar, but I'm way to drunk to figure that out right now.
     
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    Jane and i conceived a ton of knuckle children back in the day,good to see her looking so fresh!
     
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    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    Oh yeah me too. I "borrowed" my mom's Jane Fonda workout tape more than once.
     
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    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    John Hein looks so creepy
     
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    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    How about Julie Newmar Catwoman from batman? [​IMG]
     
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    80 blowjobs will do that to you
     
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    Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ass-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an ass hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach. - Gilbert Gottfried
     
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    HERE YA GO MATE [​IMG]
     
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    He must have given alot more than 80 to look that creepy...
     
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    All he said was that he "had" 80 blowjobs - he never established whether he was giving or receiving.
     
  15. Trucker

    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Give us two ass-hurts." The bartender says, "How do you make an ass hurt?" The Olsen twins say, "Well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach"

    That almost made me spit out my "vodka straight up thank you" all over my computer screen!
     
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    Trucker Active Member Banned User

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    Last but deffinitely not least I give you 52 year old Rita Rusic.. that is hot at any age.

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    jane looks killer for 75
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    If she can still grease up the tracks...then all systems go...that means you, Betty White.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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