Who's the worse photographer? Emily or Wiggy?

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  1. Fillmore Fingers

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    Honestly, the subject matter of both are complete shit--but who makes prints of these thinking they're worth buying, much less printing? Check them out on the website.

    http://jewishartsalon.org/emily-stern/

    Then you compare with this abomination.

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    Good post. Neither has any artistic sensibility whatsoever. Howard seems to have the technical end down better, though how can one not with the equipment he has? Emily's seem to have no pop to them. But both are rather retarded when it comes to understanding what makes a quality, unique photo. I give it slightly to Howard based on he seems to give more effort.
     
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    Howard does not realize that photoshopping is not what a good photographer is. You are supposed to capture something unique and interesting. Beth is neither. He has no eye for it at all.

    I take better pics on my cell phone then Emily. She's trying, but she does not have the eye of a good photographer either. Anyone can say they are an artist, but truly being one, these two aint got it.
     
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    Howard pays for lessons from big name pros in every hobby he's taken up. He still sucks at most of them.
     
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    I agree. I use micro four thirds, not full frame cameras, but the fundamentals of photography stay the same.

    Dropping your load on a canvas doesnt mean you're a painter.
     
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    Photo by Howard Stern:

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    Lisa G looked less attractive in this photo by Howard then she does IRL. She looks like a tranny. Exactly what I was saying. Mr Airbrush does not equal being a photographer..
     
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    Howard is worse... I don't know how he manages to do it, but he makes every woman he photographs looks very manly... like he positions them to have a stronger jaw and stronger features? I don't know.

    but his photography is completely hideous, some of the worst I've ever seen.
     
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    Because he wishes they were men. His hidden homosexual leanings come out in his photos..:grad:
     
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    I think Emily's crap is just simply awful. I know zip about photography, but l've taken some nice pictures. Composition is instinct and l think poor Emily has none. Her photos are washed out and uninteresting and bland. Howard's are too contrived, but you can tell he's had some form of tutoring in technique. As someone said earlier, photo editing doesn't make up for lack of genuine talent.
     
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    Girls have to much time on there hands.
     
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    I could take better pictures with a box strapped to my dick
     
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    They should all have their eyes put out.
     
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    The thousands of dollars Wiggy spent on photography equipment (probably for Emily, too) and that's the result.

    :artiejj:
     
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    I have a friend who is a really good photographer and what I have learned to appreciate is the ones who wait for perfect conditions to get one good picture bathed in natural light or dark etc. Versus those who snap a pic with no set up and photoshop the shit out of the image. Howard is obviously a proponent of the latter. Heavily edited and photoshopped to death.

    At least the daughter seems to just use a filter and light editing.
     
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    I will give emily this; at least she shoots more than one subject. Howard on the other hand shoots two things: cats and Beth. And he has the wrong approach with photography in general. Everything looks very plastic, manufactured and unnatural. He doesn't like shadows, what he perceives to be "imperfections" and as a result, he tries to edit them out or cranks up the exposure. When you shoot something, the goal should be to take a photo that doesn't require any editing. Howard seems to shoot so that he can edit.
     
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    SNOW ANGEL!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!



     
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    After checking out her photography work I ended up at Emily's website and I noticed something interesting.

    Look at the engineering credits for her album. So he's partly responsible for bringing us famous works like Zoo Za Zoo.


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