Who's up for a Vegas Vacation?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    AUGUST 8--A couple who allegedly engaged in a series of “lewd, indecent, and obscene†sex acts on a plane bound for Las Vegas are facing federal criminal charges, The Smoking Gun has learned.
    [​IMG]According to a complaint filed this week in U.S. District Court, Jessica Stroble, 33, and Christopher Martin began getting frisky after an Allegiant Airlines flight departed Medford, Oregon for Nevada in late-June.
    As detailed in theraunchy misdemeanor complaint, a passenger sitting across from the duo on the 90-minute flight observed Stroble “perform oral sex and manually stimulate the genitalia of a male passenger sitting in the window seat next to her.†After the act was completed, the witness watched as Stroble “wiped off her mouth while the male put his penis back inside his pants.â€
    Stroble, a beauty salon worker, and Martin, a vineyard owner, are pictured in the above Facebook photos.
    A second passenger, who reported seeing Martin’s exposed penis, told an FBI agent that the “male passenger had his hand on the back of the female’s neck and ‘was in his own world.'â€
    After Stroble reportedly cleaned up and Martin’s penis was no longer in the upright and locked position in row 16, fellow passengers reported that the couple resumed the intimate contact. Martin, witnesses told the FBI, placed his hand down Stroble’s pants and began “rubbing it up and down and the female assisted him.â€
    The duo, however, was not finished.
    Following drink and snack service, Stroble allegedly performed oral sex on Martin for a second time. A passenger who watched the couple in action told a flight attendant, “This is not the sex education I wanted to give my teenage sons,"reported FBI Agent James Mollica.
    After observing Stroble’s head in Martin’s lap, the airline employee approached the duo and directed them to stop. The flight attendant told an FBI agent that it appeared “based on the movement...the female was giving the male oral sex.â€
    But even that reprimand was not enough to slow Stroble and Martin.
    Two passengers told the FBI that Martin then “pulled the female’s shirt down and began kissing the female’s exposed breast.†The witnesses notified a passing fight attendant, who told the couple to stop (which they finally did).
    Upon landing, Stroble and Martin were escorted off the plane and questioned by Las Vegas police. [​IMG]In a complaint filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Las Vegas, they were charged with engaging in “lewd, indecent, and obscene acts on an airplane." If convicted, Stroble and Martin each face up to 90 days in jail and a fine.
    Reached today by a TSG reporter at the Medford beauty salon where she works, Stroble said she was unaware that charges had been filed against her.
    After being given a description of the complaint’s allegations, Stroble claimed, “None of that happened.†She declined to expand on the nature of her relationship with Martin, other than to say that they are not married and that she has no contact information for him. (4 pages)

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couple-busted-for-in-flight-sex-456912
     
  2. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Holiday road :grad:
     
  3. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I saw this on drudge earlier. They may not realize it now but they are royally screwed if they have to register as sex offenders, which I believe they may have to..
     
  4. knu3421

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    Cousin Tim eddie sabien

    Shitter's FULL :grad:
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Looks like knu can use a cool one :grad:
     
  6. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    I'd be laughing my fukn ass off the whole time. Then again nothing offends me. But I can see how people can get offended, especially with kids.
     
  7. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I'm bored BOFF
     
  8. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    And if thats just the plane ride to Vegas, what type of shit did they have planned once they got there?

    :gig:
     
  9. 1Vegasgirl

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    What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.:)
     
  10. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    On a related note, NEVER fly with Allegiant Air. They buy up rapidly dying airplanes and upsell customers from the moment they book the ticket until the moment they (hopefully) walk off the plane. Here in Vegas, their employees quietly complain about working for the worst company in America.
     
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    Any better pics of her? I need to see more.
     
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    ClownPocket New Member Banned User

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    Clifton?
     
  13. DaBUU

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    Not only that, they sound like a bunch of cock blockers
     
  14. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    LaserTilt knows that!:giggle: just goofing on his hot avatar that he 'may or have not had relations with" while in Vegas
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Disgusting behavior. Oral is demeaning.
     
  16. Big Bird

    Big Bird New Member

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    Lock em up. Throw away the key. :c
     
  17. HowieStearn

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    that explians it- my wife doesn't want to risk becoming a felon
     
  18. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Trouser Snakes on a Plane
     
  19. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I once was at a table playing blackjack and a guy had a hard 20 and he doubled down on 20 and got a 7 (busted) and walked away saying happens every time.
     
  20. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    you misread his hand

    didnt happen :no: