Why am I such a faggot?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just ran out of gas on my way to work and I had to walk to a Shell station and buy a can and have the dude fill it up for me and walk back to my car with this can like a fucking ASSHOLE

    Also I have pizza for breakfast
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    poor faggit problems :jj:
     
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  4. Shivvy

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    You're a bit old for this
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    lets start from the beginning

    1. you suck cocks

    2. you wear gay pumas

    3. you play with your cum like play dough

    4. you have solicited felacio to me in IM

    5. :dontknow:
     
  6. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Running out of gas... :jj:
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    of course you did
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I do not wear Pumas
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    you let the guy at the gas station pump you off? what?!
     
  10. Shivvy

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    Pumas :jj:
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    learn how to work kid

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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :facepalm:

    If it were a money issue I wouldn't have been able to afford the fucking can, Shiv :rolleyes:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oregon is not a self serve state :grad:
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you try to play the gas game like kramer in seinfeld?
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm sure the gas can bought from a gas station is reasonably priced.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I realized today that my low gas light is broken and I didn't know it :facepalm:
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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  18. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    because you are a faggot.
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    naz needs to clean his fucking car
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    do you have to tip those assholes? I never know what to do when I get gas in Jersey.