Why are all Catholic Priests Gay?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Every single one of them accused of something has to do with males. Can someone explain this?

    Questions like this keep me up at night.
     
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    Only a homo would agree to abstain from vagine in the first place. :dontknow:
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I doubt it's all of them
     
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    this is why Dawg is the best poster here
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    They aren't Bossman. most of them are knee deep in grieving box.
     
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    Has to do with traditionally living together in same-gendered communities; not that that "turns" you into a gay, but it definitely would seem attractive for folks who were already homosexual to join that community.
     
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    oh, and try melatonin :)
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I haven't shit myself in like a year
     
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    "every single one". Shurr.
     
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    Here comes food. Peace and love.
     
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    enforced celibacy, and no legit kids, so that the church is their only beneficiary when they die :coffee:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    but you've come close many times
     
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    Naz is right :naz:
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    This thread am be a hate crime.
     
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    There was a scandal at my parish when I was a kid.

    The monsignor was allegedly putting it to two of the moms that taught religious instruction classes.

    He was transferred out to Ohio overnight.
     
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    It's the devil's little joke.
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    celibacy vows are crazy slippery slope.

    When people supress natural functions, feeling actions, the side effects and residual behavior can be disastrous.

    Cultures fuck themselves when they make sex and jacking off and nudity such 'evil' taboos. not just a senseless practice. It obviously very dangerous.
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yes.
     
  20. Lemmy

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    They get rid of dude banging broads but the ones assfucking little boys have nothing to fear. Quite the organization there. :lo5: