Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rubber Biscuit, Aug 23, 2015.
FACT: 97.7% of Elvis impersonators are Fat Elvis.
Even the black ones
Because most Americans are fat.
Because Dying on the Toilet Elvis isn't easy to pull off.
Long live Tortelvis. Have every album.
I've come pretty close.
Fat Elvis is funnier, easier.. Set the bar low.