Why are all Elvis impersonators the "Fat Elvis"?

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    FACT: 97.7% of Elvis impersonators are Fat Elvis.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Even the black ones
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Because most Americans are fat.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses Gold

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    Because Dying on the Toilet Elvis isn't easy to pull off.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Long live Tortelvis. Have every album.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I've come pretty close.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Fat Elvis is funnier, easier.. Set the bar low.