Why are Beth and Howard so comfortable lying.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    and why does Beth go on talk shows and tell that stupid made up story about dropping a bag of dildos in the street. It would be nice if a talk show host asked her what happened next, and she wouldn't be prepared for an answer to her made up story. How can you sit there and just lie to someone and all their viewers. I guess she can justify that show biz people are fake so it doesn't matter if she lies.
     
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    Theater of the mind.
     
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    [video=youtube;BvTNyKIGXiI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI&sns=em[/video]
     
  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    because the truth makes them UNcomfortable
     
  5. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Lying is easier than the truth (for them).
     
  6. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    All of the above...AND...Beth's a cunt! :hat:
     
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    It's hard to change the habit of a lifetime
     
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    everybody lies! EVERYBODY! BETH JUST MORE THAN OTHERS
     
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    Wrote a dog book- lie
    momcave expert- lie
    is in love with howard- lie
    thinks howard is handsome- lie
    didnt nail jared- lie
    didnt eat nachos in the hamptons- lie

    loves cartwheels- not a lie
     
  10. Peau de Soie

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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Look, Beth has evolved.

    What do you do for a living?
     
  12. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Is "evolved" code for "had appearance-altering cosmetic procedures done"?
     
  13. Herc

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    Because no one calls them out on it (Celebrity Or Media Personality)

    AND

    Howard ain't taking any "Real Callers" only preapproved callers
     
  14. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    What is she supposed to do?

    Yes Jimmy it really does suck that AGTs ratings have tanked with my husband, his radio audience is fleeing his channels in droves and I cant seem to get any work in the business that isn't financed by my husband or one of is friends. Face it, the only reason you are even talking to me is you seem to still have some weird appreciation for what he used to be when you were growing up.

    Its hard when you spend years and millions trying to perpetrate the fraud that I used to be a successful model when in fact I was banging Arab sheiks for cash for a decade and the only camera that's ever been pointed at me recently (outside of wireimage photos where I show up three hours early to an event so the paparazzi have no one else to shoot and take pics of me to alleviate their boredom) is the one my pathetic husband is using to try and keep my attention from polo players.

    So to try to get the public to like me I make sure everyone knows how much charity work I do. Then thanks to those little fucks on the internet the truth comes out that I only show up to pose with the filthy little creatures and the charity is run like a mob restaurant with all the money going out the back door instead of to the animals. So I bring some of the little disease balls home to take pictures for twitter and the maid wants extra money to take care of them. You would think that 50 page NDA we make everyone sign would be enough but they still threaten to tell people the truth about us unless we pay her more.

    Throw in the finding things out like my father being a crook, my fake dog book (I'm sorry but only poor people don't get pre trained dogs from breeders) and the weird incest-like video Howard made with my brothers and life is hard for us.

    It used to be you could make a mistake and let it slip that you have actually been with a guy since before his divorce and no one would catch it. Now since everything is recorded and scrutinized you have to make up a whole story about a "6 month tear" complete with c level actresses from your agents stable to go on the radio and lie about dating him during the time period when you were really meeting in secret in his apartment. Do you know how much more we had to give is first wife to keep her quiet? And don't get me started on those three ungrateful brats she raised. Two of them wont be in the same room as me and the third only shows up once a month for photo ops and a check. No one ever checked if Marilyn Monroe was lying about graduating college or how many principles she fucked in high school for grades. Why am I treated so different? You can't even make a gay photography website to suck up to the Southampton Elite without the little fucks posting it all over and shitting on it the week it goes up. Do you know how long Howard spent photo shopping all those pictures of me to make me look good? Giant hands and feet don't go away by themselves you know.

    Thanks to these little fucks with their web browsers and web connections we can't sell these lies no matter how many of Buchwald's interns we keep chained in the basement phone banking every media outlet in the book.


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    Everyone lies, not just Howard and Beth.
     
  16. Peau de Soie

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    That is at least Post of the Week.
     
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    Howard's been getting away with it for years, Beth probably has too. No point in changing something that's working for you. They both think the rules that everyone else lives by don't apply to them.
     
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    Maybe they have their fingers crossed :bee:
     
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    Nominee for post of the year!