Why are corn dogs at the fair always so much better?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    They're just baller as fucking shit


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  2. gilaet

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    They're not microwaved.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh yeah
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    They are fried in a deep fryer
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I've never had one.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That weak ass lemonade that they make by shaking always seems better too for some reason.
     
  8. MatthewT

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    they get ridiculously huge :jj:
     
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    Fair grease :buffet:
     
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    maybe they taste better 'cause they cost $10 each :bigthink
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    funnel cakes are pretty baller too.
     
  12. MatthewT

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    we'll even fry butter for ya :c
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    They come in Small, Medium, and Chriza's Dick
     
  14. VAsiCkBoy

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    probably fried in lard.
     
  15. Splash

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    Anyone say extra bumpy yet?
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm sure some hack will
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I was thinking about it
     
  18. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    peanut oil that used over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
     
  19. Double Blizz

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    This.
    And especially this.
     
  20. Splash

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    Probabaly post some dumb picture like this too

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