Why are Jewish People so quick to shame Jewish jokes, when...

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  1. 3DayWorkWeek

    3DayWorkWeek Well-Known Member

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    Jewish comedians make fun of everyone at the drop of a hat. Don't get me wrong, many of my favorite comics are Jewish. But I feel a double standard exists in that Jewish comics or those trying to be funny, can make fun of Christians, Blacks, Mexicans, basically anyone (including themselves, of course), but no one can make fun of them without "walking on eggshells". o_O
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Meh I don't care make fun.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Your an anti denti....lol
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    same is true for ...... Oh never mind. :afro:
     
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    I dunno.
    I've always found them pretty good at taking a joke. :dontknow:
     
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    HEY! YOU KNOW WHY JEWS MAKE GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYERS?

    THEY ALWAYS GET THE QUARTER BACK!

    WOO-HA-HAA-HA-HA! OH! OH!
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
    He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    A priest asks a rabbi "How come you don't eat ham?"
    Rabbi says "It's against my religion, how come you don't go out with girls?"
    Priest says "That's against MY religion."
    Rabbi says "You ought to try it, it's better than ham!"
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park and they see a young boy playing.
    The priest jabs the rabbi lightly in a side with his elbow and says under his breath, " We should screw him."
    The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Two Jews were talking.

    "Have you taken a bath yet?"

    "Why, is one missing?"

    --Sigmund Freud, Jokes and Their Relation to the Subconscious (honest to god)

    ETA: I think you're absolutely wrong about Jewish comedians taking it easy with Jewish jokes. I think the exact opposite is true.
     
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    HEY! YOU KNOW WHY ALL JEWISH GUYS ARE CIRCUMCISED?

    BECAUSE THEY GOTTA HAVE EVERYTHING 20% OFF!

    JO-HO-HOOO! YAHOO!
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    Shut up and stop categorizing peoole.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and some are 75 lbs pussies wouldn't know funny if it fell out of the sky and landed on their busted face

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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Yeah, I can't think of the last time somebody got in trouble for telling a Jew joke. Even that annoying white rapper douche bag skated after dressing up in what looked like a a Nazi propaganda poster.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    Pizzas don't control the banks and media.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...when joe colombo tried to point these things out he ended up like this.

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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

    Canoes didn't fund the slave trade.


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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    When my grandfather got back from the Pacific after WWII, he met this pretty Jewish girl at a local bar. She had a lovely German accent. He bought her a drink and they flirted, but after an hour or so, she had to leave. Before she left, my grandfather told her that he'd like to see her again and asked her if he could get her number.

    "Sure," she answered. And then she rolled up her sleeve.
     
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    Jesus?? :eek:
     
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