Why are old people so stupid?

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  1. Stiv Bators

    Stiv Bators Well-Known Member

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    I think they were always stupid.

    I have no proof.
     
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    Also they can not ever text me back.
     
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    Both would be correct.
     
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    I'm always surprised when old people get scammed. I thought the older you are, the wiser you are. Yet they are easily fooled.
     
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    I think it's because they grew up in a time where everybody wasn't an asshole yet and things were less complicated. We think we are smart and on our gaurd now but i am sure by the time we are 60/70+ we become the old fools ourselfs so we got that to look forward to... :facepalm:
     
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    I guess I'm lucky I have no money, don't have to worry about being scammed when I'm old! Don't have to worry about some man trying to steal my life savings!
     
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    Nice, you nailed the point of my thread insanely succinctly.
     
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    If you have ten bucks in the bank you are vulnerable.
     
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    That is because you waste all your money on weed, wich isn't really a waste... :grad: I am sure you'd make a great sexy stoner grandma. Wanna have it off?
     
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    Atleast i got to nail something today. Fuck my life.
     
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    What are you saying?! Get off my phone.

    Anything else Robin?
     
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    Marijuana is pretty good.
     
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    Even if she will end up poor, she will have old grandma boobs and ass. You just know some asshole teen in the neighboorhood being high on bathsalts will want a piece of that sooner or later and will knock on her frontdoor late at night and chances are she will open the friggin door... :facepalm:
     
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    I used to like The Dead Boys, i still do but i used to too.
     
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    You're too young for me!
     
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    Two things wrong with this thread:
    1) OP calls out old people yet his user name referring to The Dead Boys/ Stiv Bators reveals he himself is no spring chicken.
    2) Theory that old people get scammed easier because when they grew up people weren't such assholes goes out the window when you see old TV shows from the 1960s like Dragnet with a common theme of the elderly being swindled by con artists.
     
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    I thought it'd be funny for someone to try to steal my identity! They would be very disappointed!
     
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    I am 33 and i feel old and now you're telling me i'm too young? :banghead:
     
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    I read part one and loved it.

    Now on to part two.
     
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