why are people so jealous that I have it all now with my new phone?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    There's been allot of harassment telling me to fuck off the phone sucks and that I need to get a job I have enjoyed myself so much this week in such a long time so stop hating [​IMG]
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    Because you could meet a guy and double your wardrobe :mad:
     
  3. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    What kind of phone is it Mario? I will be on the hunt for one in a couple of months
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    With great power comes great responsibility.
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    its an LG Optimus select. granted they are better phones out there but for a poor Guy like me I truly have it all now. I went from a flip phone to having all the latest features in the smart phone era. I am blessed and so happy to have it.
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    I think a few people are just a little upset that with your great new phone we should have seen more pics of the BFF by now. Her fans are becoming impatient causing anger.
     
  7. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Thats where the job apps come in . maybe after this week when I feel comfortable i CAN start downloading them and use them to get rich. plus google maps has a thing I can use to take the bus and stuff.
     
  8. GHP

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    You know how people are. They're all, "Oh look at Mario, pulling up apps, checking the weather, texting his friends...." :mad:
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

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    Heavy is the head who wears the crown, Mario.
     
  10. Dirty South

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    Def. this. :mad:
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    Just remember. When you control the phone.....you control......INFORMATION!
     
  12. Gas Face

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    Brules is right! We expected some BFF pics from this so called new phone of yours.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Most of the people here are assholes and/or jealous perverts. My phone is almost as bad as those that they advertise on Cartoon Network that only lets you call your mom or 911.
     
  14. Super Mario

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    [​IMG]

    I put Chriza on a truck
     
  15. Gas Face

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    You can barely button your coat. What makes you think you can dial a cell phone?
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

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    Would have been better if it was a lunch truck, IMHO.
     
  17. nazdrowie

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    dammit I wish I had a phone that would allow me to post on message boards. I'm so jelly
     
  18. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    me too



    me too



    :spaz:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Your hair hates you and ran away.
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    All you need is 911 service in case a moose in heat takes a hankerin to your goddamned sausage fingers and massive man ass stink