WTF Why are we not using this to disperse dangerous mobs?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Active_Denial_System_Humvee.jpg
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    It's ray-cist.
     
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    Is that even necessary? Just drive up to the group with big-ass speakers in the back of a pickup truck and play Howie's latest show at full volume.
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    if i could only get one of those to go off every time someone rang my door bell
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Because Obama and his Dept. of Injustice are trying to nationalize and demilitarize our law enforcement.
     
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    Anything you use will be deemed racist. If you flooded the street with harmless bubbles that would be deemed bad
     
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    violent crowds should be dispersed violently! anything less is laughed at by those who want to disrupt our country!

    other than that, i like the device that makes people poop! :woot:
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    The Brown Noise does need some more practical research.

     
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    Edit! Ninja'ed goddamit!
     
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    it's diabolical!
     
  11. SorryBoff

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    :jj:
     
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    Nobody's gonna say shit if the ED-209 droid from Robocop shows up:

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    "You have five seconds to put down your weapon!"
     
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    Schmippy is on fiyah tonight! :sd:
     
  14. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Build about 100 million, you'll need them.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    My idea was stink bombs. Like the ones you can get in a joke store until I realized half of those mongrols dont bathe in the first place.
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member VIP

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    It'd be even more diabolical if this had worked. I guess the US was looking into a super aphrodisiac gas or something that spread amongst enemies would have them soon ass-fucking one another. In other words The Gay Bomb.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm
     
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    Me and my friends used to bring stink bombs into bars and clubs. We would stick them in a napkin then step on them and watch the people run like cockroaches.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :lol: Im definitely trying this
     
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    What's wrong with fire hoses again?
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    You should do it at a sci-fi convention.


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