WTF Why are we not using this to disperse dangerous mobs?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Active_Denial_System_Humvee.jpg
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    It's ray-cist.
     
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    Is that even necessary? Just drive up to the group with big-ass speakers in the back of a pickup truck and play Howie's latest show at full volume.
     
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    if i could only get one of those to go off every time someone rang my door bell
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Because Obama and his Dept. of Injustice are trying to nationalize and demilitarize our law enforcement.
     
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    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Anything you use will be deemed racist. If you flooded the street with harmless bubbles that would be deemed bad
     
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    violent crowds should be dispersed violently! anything less is laughed at by those who want to disrupt our country!

    other than that, i like the device that makes people poop! :woot:
     
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    The Brown Noise does need some more practical research.

     
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    Edit! Ninja'ed goddamit!
     
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    it's diabolical!
     
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    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Nobody's gonna say shit if the ED-209 droid from Robocop shows up:

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    "You have five seconds to put down your weapon!"
     
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    Schmippy is on fiyah tonight! :sd:
     
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    Build about 100 million, you'll need them.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    My idea was stink bombs. Like the ones you can get in a joke store until I realized half of those mongrols dont bathe in the first place.
     
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    It'd be even more diabolical if this had worked. I guess the US was looking into a super aphrodisiac gas or something that spread amongst enemies would have them soon ass-fucking one another. In other words The Gay Bomb.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm
     
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    Me and my friends used to bring stink bombs into bars and clubs. We would stick them in a napkin then step on them and watch the people run like cockroaches.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :lol: Im definitely trying this
     
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    What's wrong with fire hoses again?
     
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    You should do it at a sci-fi convention.


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