Why are women almost ALWAYS so bitchy an shit?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Goddammit, they've only got like a 3 or 4 day window to blame it on PMS, but almost always, 24-7 womens be bitchy, yo. :dontknow:
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'm pretty friggin hard to live with so my wife has an excuse.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I hear ya, but I work with mostly women, and they are all bitchy most of the time, mostly to each other. :hhh:
     
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    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    Who else is going to handle your wiener? You learn to live with the bitch or give it up to butch.
     
  5. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Guys are too. It's just your perspective on the matter.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Not really. :dontknow:
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I find most of the broads here pretty easy going. Most "bitchiness" seems to stem from the creepy stalker types that hassle them. Or I'm a softie for a set of tits and make excuses for their shitty behavior. :dontknow:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Bitches can't never be making up their minds on stuff. You ever notice that? You can be like "Where do you want to go eat?" And they'll be like "I don't know." But secretly I think they know.
     
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    Good point. :D
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    its a switch inside them.

    gets turned on before birth then the switch breaks so that it can't be switched off again.
     
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    <~~~~~~~~~~~ not bitchy
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :pimp:

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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I know, not all women are bitchy, just very many of them. :pimp:
     
  14. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I work in child development. I see an advanced baby in expressive language and cognition. :cool:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I work in a similar field, and I see a guy saying, "Yes, dear". :hhh:
     
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    Touché pussycat. :hehe:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I couldn't live without women, as difficult as they might be sometimes. :D
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I work in an office of 35 men and 5 women...3 of the women are almost always screaming at each other.