Why arent there any cool metal schlongs like this one

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    gay sex
     
  4. gridman

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    Doesnt your gf sell those?
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I should watch that movie again it's been a while.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's a nearly flawless movie

    Does not get near the credit it deserves
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That guys part was awesome
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    He put that thing on me and told me to fuck her and I did! Oh god!
     
  10. gridman

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    You were just itching to use this
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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  12. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Great movie.

    Had a sick feeling when it ended, and me and my buddy were silent pretty much the whole way home.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Still gives me chills.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    What's in the boooooox!!?
     
  16. gridman

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    Whats in the box?
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Yeah, but nowadays don't you kinda wish someone would lop off Gwyneth's head and throw it in a box?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I showed it to my friend who never takes anything seriously or is affected by movies, and that ending put him on his ASS
     
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    Only in a world this shitty could you even try and say these were innocent people and keep a straight face...