Why aren't you bidding on a chance meet Howard Stern and spend time in the Studio???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MONK, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh, I forgot to add that the shipping is free! :c
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Most common answer given? I want to see what pic BOS posts next.
     
  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    You should bid on it for Bye :jj:
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I am actually the top bidder. :grad:
     
  6. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    I would rather bid on a chance to meet Captain Kirk . . .
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If I had disposable income I would actually do this. I was a big enough fan back in the day that I'd still like to sit in on what's left of a once great show.

    It would be kind of like when I went to a legends games at Fenway Park. Sure, I would rather have seen Mickey Mantle and Ted Williams playing in their prime than being carted around in a golf cart but I had to take what I could get.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Now there ladies and gentlemen, is how you properly respond on a message board. :yes:
     
  9. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    That would actually be cool.
     
  10. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    I couldn't stomach it. I would want to question him about all of the phony bullshit he's layed on his "Fans" since his divorce. He'd shut my mic off and ask one of the real black security guards to escort me out. During the show of course. And not during the break like A Hall did to him back in the day . . .
     
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  11. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    a lot of the people bidding have never bid on anything before, kinda odd :facepalm:
     
  12. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "for women in need", this is code for howcie gets to keep all the marbles.
     
  13. sternski

    sternski New Member Banned User

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    and hang with this fruit?....fuck no....he's a creepy bitch.


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  14. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Interesting terms and conditions - not sure if these are standard or something Howard requested:

    "Participants will be subject to a felony background check conducted at the winner's expense. Winning bidder agrees to provide Auction Cause with legal names, date of births, and social security numbers of all participants, along with a statement that they have never been convicted of a felony.

    Participants understand they will need to behave in a reasonable and appropriate manner at all times during the experience. Violations will invalidate the experience and all participants will be asked to leave the studio. Causes for termination include but are not limited to: profanity, harassment, not following instructions of assigned escort or security, intoxication, or other codes of conduct which are considered unreasonable."
     
  15. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    sickening marble sucker!
    he would suck a marble out of a baboon's asshole
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  16. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Hey, if you're addressed by Howard Stern on The Howard Stern Uncensored radio show, you better not swear!
     
  17. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I am afraid I wouldn't pass muster regarding the terms and conditions. The background check would be no problem. The in studio behavior is where we will have a problem. I don't think I could resist the opportunity to pull on that wig. :hhh:
     
  18. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "lucky winner." :haha:
     
  19. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    If you get in there, just fall down and pretend you hurt your back. Remember the guy who did that? (It's on HTV now-the episode where listeners come in to limbo under HPE's balls). During the commercial breaks Howard screams "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!"

    :giggle:
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    i've been stared at nervously by Howard before: when he goes running he's like a pigeon running a gauntlet through a field of hawks. He used to be interesting.