Why Beefus is such a bitch, re: her last name

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  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    The doorman's respect aside, I guarantee you one thing Beefus was doing during their dating days, pushing towards marriage, was "wistfully" mentioning to Howard what a nice ring "Beth Stern" had to it.

    She was also probably "accidentally" leaving notes in very conspicuous places, where she "practiced" writing her name as "Beth Stern". She probably put little hearts around it, and wrote "Howard & Beth Stern" a few times for good measure.

    And that's why Howard's so butthurt about it; it's irrefutable proof that he was played.

    Internet, your thoughts?
     
  2. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Right. Making Howard look like the putz of the marriage is her goal. She is beating Howard at his own game lol
     
  3. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I find it hard to believe that everything is not a bit between Howard & whatever her name is.
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I'm going to lay in bed and play the which one game (whatever its called), then I'm going to my own bedroom which is covered in disgusting cat hair.
     
  5. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Wouldn't there be more :D than :cry: if everything was a bit?

    Ok, everything between them could be a Benjy bit.
     
  6. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Maybe she's not that dumb after all? :dontknow:
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Allison must laugh herself to sleep every night while Howard cries himself to sleep.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...married to a retard
    howard stern; the golden years.
     
  9. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You can go back to one of her amazing in studio appearances when she was talking about getting another pussy, Howard hesitated and BOS jumped his shit...'we've already talked about this'

    Beff's the epitome of a spoiled rotten twat.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's what prompted the infamous mean-face pic.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    How many times can a married man say my wife was gone last night. Get with it howie.
     
  12. Bye You!

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    someone is pulling the string behind the scenes. she is Beth Puppet.
     
  13. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    No bro, you're drinking or something. She's stupid. Theory is good though. These are things a stupid twelve year old would do. Bet she hummed....

    Howard and Beth up in a tree,
    K I S S I N G.....
    First comes love.......blah, blah, blah
     
  14. Dlist

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    A woman's perspective here....Beth so wants to be famous as Beth Ostrowsky..not as Howard's wife....she wants to feel she has made it on her own...
    Note to Howard....changing your maiden name is not a "whole big thing" as Beth claims..you file a stupid piece of paper...it is clear she has some hidden resentment issues b/c a wife who is 'so happy' to be married and a wife who knows that is important to her husband doesn't have an issue legally changing her name.