Why can't Buchwald get Beffie any endorsements?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Feb 4, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She did that stunning Visa card commercial....how about Loreal or Max Factor? Surely she is stunning enough and has aged so well.
     
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    all pink with arm warmers!

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    ^^^

    The homely brunette chick was on 30 Rock this week, I'd swear the writers on that show are fucking with Stern this season.
     
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    yep.
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    She's really awkward and stupid.
     
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    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    She is a regular on The Daily Show, and actually really funny. Hard on the eyes, but funny.
     
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    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    She's not too bright, and she's cock-eyed.
     
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    One of the reasons Howard keeps trashing Ellen DeGeneres is because she has a Cover Girl Cosmetics endorsement deal. I'm sure it's a big blow to Beth's ego (and Howard's) to know Ellen can get a deal like that and she can't.
     
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    Thanks, looks like Kristen Schaal made it on her own talent and not a rich sugar daddy.
    Maybe there is hope for Hollywood.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1102891/
     
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    quaker oats called
     
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    Excuse me, have we forgotten about Gifscriptions?
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hmmmm..a mannish blonde asexual woman gets a cover girl commercial and Bethie doesn't? I can see the frustration.
     
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    I guess there isn't much demand for obnoxious, screeching freaks of nature to get endorsement deals. Wow.
     
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    I was Listenin' to O&A the other morning and they were talking about Ellen doing pushups and that when she was doing them she looked like the bad kid from the karate kid movie

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    I had a nice chuckle at the image that created in my head.
     
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    i can't think of a single product she could represent unless it's an escort service or ashley madison.
     
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    Sweep the knee, Bimba!
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Cougarlife.com?
     
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    He's pre-promotion working on the Hoof Warmer deal.
     
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    Some one post one of those great interviews from that entertainment show where she can hardly put a sentence together.
     
  20. Mr Ed

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    It seems the Bethman should be more jealous of Howchie than Ellen DeG. Beth is spokeshorse for hoof warmers, while ugly ol' Howchie, looking like Herman Munster, gets a multi-year endorsement deal with John Varvatos.

    Especially when Howchie is so shameless about it, mentioning that John Varvatos will be the exclusive supplier of clothing for Howchie's AGT run, his Letterman gig (plug for AGT), and finally crowbarring in the mention that Varvatos will be providing the attire for Howchie's Super Bowl Appearance.

    Translation from Howchie Speak:
    Super Bowl Appearance = Appearing on an ad which runs during the Super Bowl (plug for AGT)


    By the way... if AGT's core audience is middle aged women, why spend $3mil for a 30 second ad during the Super Bowl?!? Sounds like NBCU knows their core audience will bail, and they're trying to attract a new audience by ladling out chum.

    Translation from NBCU Speak:
    Howard Stern = chum