Why can't Elisa go to the bday show but JD's fake date's friend can?

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  1. heyohhhh

    heyohhhh New Member Banned User

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    How exclusive is this dumb show? It seems awful
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    There is a strict no transvestite policy.
     
  3. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    bullshit,Beth's going
     
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    Damn bro, you got skills.
     
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    She is probably better off not being there.
     
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    It's called humiliating an employee. Stern and Gary and now seemingly Ronnie are experts
     
  8. chuk

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    Correction. There is a loose transvestite policy.
     
  9. ItsAWholeThing

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    thats better,its because Elisa has the herpes
     
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    For the same reason some callers were only given one chance to win tickets and others got to play the games until they won. Total bullshit as usual
     
  11. Markijuano

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    JD is Lula. Benjy not
     
  12. chuk

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    There is a strict no herpes policy.
     
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    Personally banning Elisa Jordan from the Birthday Show is one of the few moves I have agreed with Howard about the show in a long, long time.
     
  14. ItsAWholeThing

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    Benjy will attempt to bring her in a cause a fucking commotion, and ultimately be fired, but we won't find out for weeks.
     
  16. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Since she's one of the comedy writers for the show, it makes no sense that she isn't allowed to be there. After all of her comedy contributions........
     
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    It's probably complete bullshit that Elisa can't go. I'll bet she's already there, checking the acoustics in case she wants to jam with Train.
     
  18. Rob0729

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    After Howard's lame Justin Bieber jokes in reference to Pete Seeger and claiming Seeger invented "tworking", could Elisa's comedy writing be any worse than that?
     
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    Elisa was the only significant other to give him a birthday gift thus by publicaly not granting her an invite actually lessons the blow to Howard's ego when the other staffers wives don't show up not because they weren't invited rather the thought of celebrating Howard as his mistreatment of staff and their families during "Sandy" will never be forgotten. :grad:
     
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